John Jameson's Miracle Concoction

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John Jameson’s Miracle Concoction

A Proven Solution For

Torpid Innard; Anchorite’s Droop; Moth-Bowell; Leadminer’s Complaint; Flaccidity of the Tongue; Magnet-Rash; Horse-Shoe-To-The-Head; New-Hampshireman’s Quandary; The Feathers; Superfluous Haire; The Dripping Illness; Whoospy Lung; The Brackets; Gold Fevor; Bewitchment; Thumb Tumefaction; Beard Crickets; Soot-Mouth; Milkman’s Teat-Finger; Bucket-Mender’s Knee; Air-Borne Toxic Eventualities; The Gargling Horrors; The Falling Hollies; The Vapors; Delicacy Spells; Accumulation of Excessive Humors; Astrologicks; Mulish Bladder; Stubborn Coccyx; Irritable Skull; Mistaken Heuristics; Boatswain’s Dis-Order; Dog-Stink; Un-Stoppable Tooth Growth;

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Available in Containers of All Sizes, from Pocket Flagon to Hog’s-Head.

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Administer Responsibly and Refrain from the Operation of Voting-Boxes, Bowie-Knives, Livestock; Gallows, Lumber-Mills, And All Heavy Contraption’ry

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Imported from Loathe-full Ireland by John Jameson Company, West-Chester, New York, 1783

courtesy of The Onion, Ocktober the Sixth, Anno Domini, 1783