A list of 33 words by chained_bear.
- draw a dick on his face with Sharpiewas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- add his boss as a friend on Facebookwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- eat the last of his Nutellawas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- text his ex with a "U up?" messagewas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- tell the IRS he owes back taxeswas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- log in to Gmail and change his passwordwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- when he's out cold, then get the Sharpieswas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- see if he's still logged in to Facebookwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- enlist him in the fight to dismantle the patriarchywas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- fox news obsessed with lone Black Pantherwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- don't stick your pistol in a fireship's pepperboxwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- tie him to the wheel and call him captainwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the longboat till he's soberwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall outwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- take him to a show, then go window shoppingwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- soak him in oil till he sprouts flipperswas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- stick on his back a mustard plasterwas added by chained_bear and appears on 2 lists
- give him a taste of the bo'sun's rope-endwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put a lobster in his breecheswas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- kick him in the belly till he pukes his guts outwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the longboat and make him bail herwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- keelhaul himwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm underwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- heave him by the leg in a running bowlinewas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on himwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- way hey and up she riseswas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- throw him in the loch until he's soberwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the back of the paddy-wagonwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the bilge and make him drink itwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- put him in the hold with the captain's daughterwas added by chained_bear and appears on 2 lists
- have you ever seen the captain's daughterwas added by chained_bear and appears on 2 lists
- shave his belly with a rusty razorwas added by chained_bear and appears on just this list
- make him captain of an exxon tankerwas added by chained_bear and appears on 2 lists
reesetee commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
I thought you did these things earlEYE in the morning?
October 9, 2007
seanahan commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Remind me to never ask you to sing this song, it would go forever.
October 9, 2007
reesetee commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Remind me never to ask a drunken sailor to visit chained_bear.
October 9, 2007
chained_bear commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
My favorite is still "tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under." It's so... perfect.
October 26, 2007
reesetee commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
And fun to sing.
October 26, 2007
john commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Take him out to a show, then go window shopping in Chelsea?
October 26, 2007
chained_bear commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Good one! I had to make it scan though. Hope you don't mind.
October 26, 2007
bilby commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Funny! Classic list c_b.
December 6, 2007
reesetee commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Just heard another one. "Hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out," courtesy of The Barley Boys.
Then there's "Donald, Where's Your Drunken Scotsman?" by the Brobdingnagian Bards, which I'm sure you'll heartily enjoy, c_b. :-)
December 7, 2007
pomegranate commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
This is great! I never knew there were so many things you could do with a drunken sailor earl-eye in the morning. 'Twould make me think twice about hittin' the rum, ye scurvy buckets of slime!
December 7, 2007
thesuperiorbeing commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Stuff his face with pie 'till he looks more like a tomato then a sailor?
February 19, 2008
reesetee commented on the list things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor
Does that scan? ;->
February 19, 2008