- frindley's ark
- predictive text speak
- book titles unexpurgated
- Amadeus: from the sublime to the scatalogical
- Watercolours
- Strewth Mate, or, The Antipodean Anhang
- Mis-sung: a litany of mondegreens
- Bach: Lost in translation
- Musical titles in translation
- A Story for Europe
- Coucy Castle MS.
- weasel words
- Muddleheaded Wombat
- So busy I don't have time to scratch myself
- NATO
- BBC Listeners Nominate Their Favourite Words
- A Selective Mediæval Bestiary
- Mates
- I Hate Perfume
- Talk like frindley
- Banned verbs for the Christmas shopping season
- False friends
- "Cripple in a café in Paris"
- Outlawed activities