an unboiled bagel is just a roll with a hole! love

an unboiled bagel is just a roll with a hole!

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  • Read here (link).

    February 4, 2011

  • I stopped to pick up the bagel

    rolling away in the wind,

    annoyed with myself

    for having dropped it

    as if it were a portent.

    Faster and faster it rolled,

    with me running after it

    bent low, gritting my teeth,

    and I found myself doubled over

    and rolling down the street

    head over heels, one complete somersault

    after another like a bagel

    and strangely happy with myself.

    --The Bagel, by David Ignatow

    February 4, 2011

  • I harbour suspicions that Pro is the boogie woogie bagel boiler from apartment 4C.

    February 5, 2011

  • *snort*

    February 5, 2011

  • *boils*

    February 6, 2011

  • *sings*

    He was aaaaaaaaaaaa boogie woogie bugle boy of apartment 4C.

    And when he boiled his boogie woogie bagle

    He was busy as a bilby

    And now the company jumps

    if he tries to bake them bundts

    He's the boogie woogie bagel boy of apartment 4C

    February 6, 2011

  • *joins in*

    Toot toot toot toot diddly-ada-toot-diddly-ada...toot toot

    He boils them eight to the bar

    He can't boil a bundt

    'Cause the bundt's not suppooosed to boillllll

    Aaaahand the company jumps to see his bagelry

    He's the boogie woogie bagel boy of apartment 4C

    February 7, 2011