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  • I hope he shipped that iPhone back to Apple so you can sell it to some deserving soul instead of that artard.

    New York Post says don't buy an iPhone

  • The long, slow process of replacing my professional artard gear continues - my new scanner arrived this afternoon.

  • Devi umm, they met that day artard, and she didn't know his name, so the article's pretty accurate

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  • Coined originally by South Park in the "Make Love not Warcraft" episode , artard is basically the pronunciation of r-tard, which in turn is a thinly veiled way of saying retard.

    August 24, 2008