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sionnach commented on the word beard-second
One beard-second is the distance which a standard beard in a standard face grows in one second. By convention, a standard beard and face are such that 1 beard-second = 10-8 m.
July 28, 2008
sakhalinskii commented on the word beard-second
This method of hirsute geometry was gradually phased out due to the frequency of dislodged vegetable matter interfering with the cortical time/space index at the very root of beard relativity.
July 30, 2008
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