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  • celebrating anti-holiday sentiments - Seinfeld

    December 9, 2006

  • "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

    - Frank Costanza, describing the Airing of Grievances

    December 12, 2006

  • It's a festivus miracle!

    December 12, 2006

  • Dear Bachelors of the World,

    You need the following items in your bathroom:



    tiny trash can with a liner

    extra roll of tp



    December 18, 2007

  • Wot's a roll of tp?

    December 18, 2007

  • Heehee.

    December 18, 2007

  • Finally! A Festivus for the rest of us.

    Toilet paper(tp), always a good thing to keep on hand.

    December 18, 2007

  • I know men (plural!) who lack, on average, three outta four of the aforementioned articles. If I have to:

    a. put my dirty trash into my clean purse,

    b. tote said trash across the den, or

    c. ask for assistance

    you ain't gettin' no second date.

    December 18, 2007

  • Hear hear, jennarenn!! Why can't guys keep their gorram bathrooms properly stocked?!**

    **(In the interest of full disclosure, it should be said that I ended up marrying a guy like that.)

    December 18, 2007

  • I say you give him his own bathroom and don't stock it.

    Wait...that probably won't bother him. ;-)

    December 18, 2007