fif

"Well, sah, I didn't want to go down thar without no price, so I called in to arst you what you might consider yo 'fif' worth, an 'five times ovah."

Southern Lights and Shadows William Dean Howells 1878

"You know you is really 'titled to yo' fif's by law, Mahs William," resumed

Southern Lights and Shadows William Dean Howells 1878

"Mahs William, you been cayin 'on yo' fif 'for some time now.

Southern Lights and Shadows William Dean Howells 1878

Beyond that, it strikes me as very odd that it would be “fif”.

The Tea Gown | Edwardian Promenade 2008

May 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm heh! lubz teh ‘fif yerz lata’ linkee fur dis skinnee kitteh!

oneday - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

"Troubot, here is the code: three, fif - teen, one."

Here There Are Monsters 2010

Donut feal gilltee – nom awae – tehy izz maided fif teh arty fish shul sweeties.

IT’S - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

June 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm den agin, maibii, wuz takin teh fif ob lye, ment fur teh drayne…..

Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Himz wuz taykin da fif — “wiffowt uh werd” shee sed…

Kitteh’s first attempt at hiding a body… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

The ‘fif’ is from Dave Chappelle, when he says, ‘I plead the 1-2-3-4-Fif!’

Cheer! Kate Torgovnick 2008