Definitions

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  • noun Semen.

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  • noun ornithology The unique characteristics of a bird species that enable it to be immediately identified by an experienced birdwatcher who has seen that bird before and is familiar with its appearance and behaviour.
  • noun slang Male ejaculate; sperm, semen.
  • verb intransitive, slang To ejaculate; to eject semen.
  • verb transitive, slang To ejaculate on, over, or into; to cover in semen.

Etymologies

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[Origin unknown.]

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There are several theories as to the etymology of “jizz”:

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Variation or shortening of jism.

Examples

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  • True story: I recently hosted two beautiful women visiting from the Netherlands. They went out to a movie while I was at work. We planned to meet up afterwards at an old Irish pub to have a pint and discuss the day's events. I got there about a half hour before they did and downed a pint of Guinness, looking a tad pathetic surrounded by merry couples.

    When they finally did arrive we grabbed a table and started talking about all of the new vocabulary they were picking up during their trip. They thanked me for introducing them to the phrase "chick flick" and inquired about another word they heard in the movie.

    "What does 'fez' mean?" Katrien asked.

    "What, like the hat?"

    "No, it's a word that I think means sperm," she said in a hushed voice.

    "You mean jizz?" I asked.

    Their faces lit up with glee.

    "Jizz! YES! Jizz!" they exclaimed in unison.

    All heads turned in our direction. Then, a minute or two later, a man got up to leave and patted me on the shoulder on his way out without saying a word.

    March 1, 2009

  • *guffaw*

    March 2, 2009

  • ha ha!

    March 2, 2009

  • Jizz is male ejaculate,cum,sperm.

    July 6, 2009