No apologies necessary. Really. After all, according to chained_bear's list, I could be either gender. :-)
Bilby, I'm highly flattered, though I don't believe I've ever pirouetted in my life. I'll have to practice my Dialects Dense Enough to Win a Goldoni Guernsey. *running off to serve up a cupcake and crappuccino*
I can imagine reesetee as the ineffable barista della Brotteria di Ninnino, energetically gesticulating in Birdish as he pirouettes with cappuccino, cupcake and semifreddo from table to table while practising a dialect dense enough to win him a Goldoni guernsey.