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padded face hole

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  • Thanks. Anybody have any stain stick?

    May 5, 2011

  • *hands over fresh towel*

    May 5, 2011

  • *plop*

    And there it goes again.

    May 5, 2011

  • I would offer a blow dry, but....

    May 5, 2011

  • Um ...

    *dredges mind out of gutter*

    *rinses mind in sink*

    *pats mind down with towel*

    Yes, I see, thanks, reesetee!

    May 5, 2011

  • Oh no, that's on the glassblowing list.

    May 5, 2011

  • I must say I really appreciate the fact that no one made any references to glory hole here.

    May 5, 2011

  • *snicker*

    April 17, 2009

  • Still laughing after 11 months.

    April 16, 2009

  • "When I'm lying face-down, staring through the padded face hole on my massage therapist's table, I wonder if s/he ogles my nether parts while the backs of my thighs are exposed to pounding, kneading and rolfing, and other forms of oily manipulation."

    January 6, 2009

  • :-D

    January 6, 2009

  • (I'm Italian, after all)

    January 6, 2009

  • Ah, I see. :-(

    January 6, 2009

  • I tagged it after the deadline :-)

    January 6, 2009

  • I agree, Pro. But what rules?

    January 5, 2009

  • I'm sorry if I broke the rules, but this word was not nominated for poty08 and it's a shame.

    January 3, 2009

  • I'm trying to dream up an occasion for using it.

    July 15, 2008

  • i

    May 1, 2008

  • You know those padded toilet seats....are you with me?

    *grabbing car keys and heading for the home improvement store to strike up a conversation!*

    May 1, 2008

  • I think it's obscene-sounding enough as it is. It could be a single entendre all on its own. ;-)

    May 1, 2008

  • HA! I got the meaning now (sorry).

    And now I'm thinking about an obscene double entendre.

    May 1, 2008

  • No, seriously, I know so many people whose face holes I wish had a flap for closure when not in use. (Setting aside the obvious example of, say, Rush Limbaugh.)

    April 30, 2008

  • dontcry: *snort*

    April 30, 2008

  • Let us know if you find a way to use it. And which way.

    April 30, 2008

  • No, but I think it does that when I'm sleeping...

    April 30, 2008

  • Well, you don't want your face hole just...you know, hanging open, do you?

    April 30, 2008

  • "Flap covers face hole when not in use." Oh, how often have I wished that were the case.

    April 30, 2008

  • I'm going to try to work that into a conversation today. No, no, I am GOING to work that into a conversation today.

    The only question that remains is how to use it as inappropriately as possible...

    April 30, 2008

  • My new favorite term of abuse since I spied this in an unsolicited catalog.

    That's what they get for sending junk mail.

    April 30, 2008