And at this point, I saunter in with a comment that would have been pertinent, say, five days ago, somewhere between Prolagus' comment about keeping ruzuzu's joke going and chained's comment about killing threads, and then I hand out cupcakes and vanish.
Cry, Don't, HoCo, MD, 2010. This is hysterical. It's spot on, except for the lack of dozens of infuriating (to a designer)Tables and Figures. I've been doing layout for a quarterly peer reviewed scientific journal since about 2000. I can be reached at wordnik.com.
Whereupon I chime in, late as usual, with something completely unrelated based on personal experience, and loaded with qualifiers so as to avoid possiblymaybe someday offending someone who might read this comment, though it will (usually) kill the thread.
This comment will be an attempt to demonstrate my understanding of your comment while simultaneously attempting to set up a joke that won't make any sense unless you've read the article and won't be funny once you have.