Ahahaah, I have a true story. When I was 17 I was taking a video class in school and I spent an entire month, every single day of the week, video-recording my father for 30 seconds at exactly 11:05 PM, snoring very loudly with a big open mouth in front of the TV. It made for a hilarious laughs in class.
By the way, I used snorifice on my husband last night. He was putting his breath-right strip on top of his nose and I suggested that it might work better if he placed it directly OVER his snorifice. Just for good measure, I suggested he try one on his padded face hole as well. *snort*
He suggested I spend less time on Wordie and rolled over!
Nothing is better than a snorifice captured on film. Finally, the noisy offender has no recourse but to buy you doughnuts, if only to help you gain enough weight to join them in their nocturnal chorus.