A list of 24 words by chained_bear.
- make him captain of an exxon tanker appears on 1 other list
- shave his belly with a rusty razor appears on just this list
- have you ever seen the captain's daughter appears on 1 other list
- put him in the hold with the captain's daughter appears on 1 other list
- put him in the bilge and make him drink it appears on just this list
- put him in the back of the paddy-wagon appears on just this list
- throw him in the loch until he's sober appears on just this list
- way hey and up she rises appears on just this list
- put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him appears on just this list
- heave him by the leg in a running bowline appears on just this list
- tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under appears on just this list
- keelhaul him appears on just this list
- put him in the longboat and make him bail her appears on just this list
- kick him in the belly till he pukes his guts out appears on just this list
- put a lobster in his breeches appears on just this list
- give him a taste of the bo'sun's rope-end appears on just this list
- stick on his back a mustard plaster appears on just this list
- soak him in oil till he sprouts flippers appears on just this list
- take him to a show, then go window shopping appears on just this list
- hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out appears on just this list
- put him in the longboat till he's sober appears on just this list
- tie him to the wheel and call him captain appears on just this list
- don't stick your pistol in a fireship's pepperbox appears on just this list
- fox news obsessed with lone Black Panther appears on just this list
reesetee Does that scan? ;-> Feb 19, 2008
thesuperiorbeing Stuff his face with pie 'till he looks more like a tomato then a sailor?
Feb 18, 2008
pomegranate This is great! I never knew there were so many things you could do with a drunken sailor earl-eye in the morning. 'Twould make me think twice about hittin' the rum, ye scurvy buckets of slime! Dec 6, 2007
reesetee Just heard another one. "Hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out," courtesy of The Barley Boys.
Then there's "Donald, Where's Your Drunken Scotsman?" by the Brobdingnagian Bards, which I'm sure you'll heartily enjoy, c_b. :-)
Dec 6, 2007
bilby Funny! Classic list c_b. Dec 6, 2007
chained_bear Good one! I had to make it scan though. Hope you don't mind. Oct 25, 2007
john Take him out to a show, then go window shopping in Chelsea? Oct 25, 2007
reesetee And fun to sing. Oct 25, 2007
chained_bear My favorite is still "tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under." It's so... perfect. Oct 25, 2007
reesetee Remind me never to ask a drunken sailor to visit chained_bear. Oct 9, 2007
seanahan Remind me to never ask you to sing this song, it would go forever. Oct 9, 2007
reesetee I thought you did these things earlEYE in the morning? Oct 8, 2007