Wordnik.com: Things You Do with a Drunken Sailor http://www.wordnik.com/lists/things-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor.xml Earl-eye in the morning. http://www.wordnik.com don't stick your pistol in a fireship's pepperbox http://www.wordnik.com/words/don't stick your pistol in a fireship's pepperbox Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:40:02 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/don't stick your pistol in a fireship's pepperbox tie him to the wheel and call him captain http://www.wordnik.com/words/tie him to the wheel and call him captain Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:12:42 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tie him to the wheel and call him captain put him in the longboat till he's sober http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the longboat till he's sober Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:11:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the longboat till he's sober hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out http://www.wordnik.com/words/hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:20:36 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hang him from the sails 'til his eyeballs fall out take him to a show, then go window shopping http://www.wordnik.com/words/take him to a show, then go window shopping Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:37:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/take him to a show, then go window shopping soak him in oil till he sprouts flippers http://www.wordnik.com/words/soak him in oil till he sprouts flippers Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:09:40 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/soak him in oil till he sprouts flippers stick on his back a mustard plaster http://www.wordnik.com/words/stick on his back a mustard plaster Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:09:07 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/stick on his back a mustard plaster give him a taste of the bo'sun's rope-end http://www.wordnik.com/words/give him a taste of the bo'sun's rope-end Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:08:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/give him a taste of the bo'sun's rope-end put a lobster in his breeches http://www.wordnik.com/words/put a lobster in his breeches Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:08:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put a lobster in his breeches kick him in the belly till he pukes his guts out http://www.wordnik.com/words/kick him in the belly till he pukes his guts out Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:07:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/kick him in the belly till he pukes his guts out put him in the longboat and make him bail her http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the longboat and make him bail her Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:06:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the longboat and make him bail her keelhaul him http://www.wordnik.com/words/keelhaul him Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:06:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/keelhaul him tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under http://www.wordnik.com/words/tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:06:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under heave him by the leg in a running bowline http://www.wordnik.com/words/heave him by the leg in a running bowline Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:05:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/heave him by the leg in a running bowline put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:05:46 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him way hey and up she rises http://www.wordnik.com/words/way hey and up she rises Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:37:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/way hey and up she rises throw him in the loch until he's sober http://www.wordnik.com/words/throw him in the loch until he's sober Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:37:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/throw him in the loch until he's sober put him in the back of the paddy-wagon http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the back of the paddy-wagon Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the back of the paddy-wagon put him in the bilge and make him drink it http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the bilge and make him drink it Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the bilge and make him drink it put him in the hold with the captain's daughter http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the hold with the captain's daughter Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/put him in the hold with the captain's daughter have you ever seen the captain's daughter http://www.wordnik.com/words/have you ever seen the captain's daughter Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:42 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/have you ever seen the captain's daughter shave his belly with a rusty razor http://www.wordnik.com/words/shave his belly with a rusty razor Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:26 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/shave his belly with a rusty razor make him captain of an exxon tanker http://www.wordnik.com/words/make him captain of an exxon tanker Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:36:05 +0000 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