A list of 76 words by palooka.
- proactive appears on 30 other lists
- fast paced environment appears on just this list
- eager to work appears on just this list
- will include weekends appears on just this list
- customer-centric philosophy appears on just this list
- enthusiasm and passion appears on just this list
- punctual appears on 17 other lists
- strong work ethic appears on 1 other list
- work autonomously appears on just this list
- extremely high caliber appears on just this list
- thrive on pressure appears on just this list
- your resume demonstrates appears on just this list
- parking available appears on just this list
- detailed work history appears on just this list
- embraces diversity appears on just this list
- capable of performing appears on just this list
- the candidate selected appears on just this list
- days and hours may vary appears on just this list
- physically demanding position appears on just this list
- this could be your opportunity appears on just this list
- if this sounds like you appears on just this list
- quick minded appears on just this list
- moms welcome appears on just this list
- cash tips daily appears on just this list
- apply in person only appears on just this list
- able to work in the us appears on just this list
- able to wear a uniform appears on just this list
- no felony convictions appears on just this list
- a bright, self-starter appears on just this list
- feel comfortable working with women appears on just this list
- be available immediately appears on just this list
- need 18-30 guys and gals appears on just this list
- an individual who knows pizza appears on 2 other lists
- seeking money-motivated superstars appears on just this list
- managing enhancement projects appears on just this list
- able to create order out of chaos appears on just this list
- crackerjack skills appears on just this list
- has a quick smile appears on just this list
- very, very detail oriented appears on just this list
- and meet tight deadlines appears on just this list
- sit for extended periods of time appears on just this list
- you are a seasoned listener appears on just this list
- your infectious positive energy appears on just this list
- this will change your life! appears on just this list
- is a big plus appears on just this list
- and winning personalities! appears on just this list
- tell us about yourself appears on just this list
- must have truck and tools appears on just this list
- spanish is a plus appears on just this list
- ability to work cross-functionally appears on just this list
- and a genuine interest in dogs appears on just this list
- no medical or retirement benefits appears on just this list
- wanted: people with passion appears on just this list
- satisfies and delights our customers appears on just this list
- so apply now! appears on just this list
- you have a burning desire to succeed appears on just this list
- if you have the stuff we’ll know appears on just this list
- please contact tammy appears on just this list
- and comprehend simple instructions appears on just this list
- stoop, kneel, crouch, or crawl appears on just this list
- multicultural, multilingual setting appears on just this list
- swing and grave appears on just this list
- on-call only appears on just this list
- full union benefits appears on just this list
- tell us why you are interested appears on just this list
- own an appropriate vehicle appears on just this list
- we pay weekly appears on just this list
- background checks are conducted appears on just this list
- absolutely no experience necessary appears on just this list
- eager to learn appears on just this list
- come sell something exciting! appears on just this list
- help build excitement appears on just this list
- proven track-record appears on just this list
- highly preferred, but not required. appears on just this list
- please no phone calls appears on just this list
- you are always the best at everything you do appears on just this list
rolig What about "must be a team player" (i.e. must not think for yourself)? Jul 29, 2008
reesetee Me? No. I toil on Wordie all day. It's my life.
Then again, I can quit whenever I want. See i'm forbidden to believe it's not butter. Jul 29, 2008
palooka You obviously work for a living too reesetee. Jul 28, 2008
reesetee Spoken like true management, palooka. ;-) Jul 28, 2008
palooka I like an employee who can't sleep - think of all the hours of work I'll get out of him! Jul 23, 2008
reesetee I'm sure. The man sleeps like a goldfish. Jul 23, 2008
dontcry I'm right behind you! You know, he'll probably still be up when we get there! Jul 22, 2008
reesetee That does it. Let's go visit him. *grabbing luggage* Jul 22, 2008
dontcry He's got the "multi's" nailed! Why, I bet right now, as I type, he's sitting under a fig tree, sipping something red and sampling a heavenly antipasto. Jul 22, 2008
reesetee Ditto, dontcry! :-D Besides, isn't this a multicultural, multilingual setting? Pro's all over that. Jul 22, 2008
dontcry He's always satisfied and delighted me ;)! Jul 22, 2008
palooka Thanks reesetee. I'll need to see Prolagus'resume - will he satisfy & delight our customers as you have? Jul 22, 2008
reesetee Hire Pro! I'm sure he's eager to work, and he has a customer-centric philosophy. He is quick minded and, as far as we know, has no felony convictions.
Also, he makes a rip-roaringly good tiramisù. ;-) Jul 21, 2008
palooka I've only seen that infrequently here. Interesting sentiment. Jul 18, 2008
bilby I have a feeling Prolagus might also be an individual who knows pizza if there are any more positions.
One barbarous bit of snidery I see in job ads here is previous applicants need not re-apply. Ouch! Jul 18, 2008
palooka What's the matter bilby, none of these fit you? I was able to hire reesetee. He proved to be an individual who really knows pizza. Jul 18, 2008
bilby Help! Jul 18, 2008
reesetee Yes, I love that kind of thing in ads (meaning I hate that kind of thing in ads): they list a whole slew of qualities for which you should probably see a therapist, but they tout them as excellent employee traits. :-) Nov 16, 2007
palooka Thanks yarb - good point! Employers start off dreaming & then have to face reality.
I think the only qualification listed I meet is that I have a genuine interest in dogs.
Who thrives on pressure? Do they realize that help is available? Nov 16, 2007
yarb Ha ha. Great list - what comes across is the conflict inherent in help wanted ads: (i) "we only want the best", and at the same time the subtext (ii) "please apply, we'll take anyone!" Nov 15, 2007