The last resident is a grumpy hen, who used to work as a chef despite having a wing amputated. Now in ill health, she spends her days muttering unintelligible things in her dialect in a quiet corner of town: the crook Book Book sook hook chook cook gobbledygook nook.
Some years ago I was traveling with family through the Loire Valley and we passed through the town of Tours. In the central part of the city there is an ancient tower (French “tour”). It was plain that if we had stopped to be guided through that remnant we would be taking the Tours tour tour.