Did you mayhaps mean bastard?
Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. informal, derogatory An extremely stupid person, especially one who causes harm.
Etymologies
- From ass(hole) + (re)tard (Wiktionary)
Examples
“Not the kind of beautiful those asstard guys at my school can see.”
“Going off on a rabid rant at your detractors is going to make you look like an asstard and just rally them to the cause of mockery and mob howling-screechiness.”
“On page three, a cultural critic from one of the slim liberal glossies was calling a columnist from a rival magazine an asstard.”
“Ms. Hamilton is of course entirely free to respond however she likes to these fans and their complaints; like wise, I am free to note when I think she looks like an asstard when she does, and to suggest to other authors that they would do well not to emulate her.”
“That is not the sign of someone being an “asstard”.”
“That is not the sign of someone being an ‘asstard’.”
“[00: 44] (CirnoJinx) after the halberd-wielding asstard”
“Funny how some roided asstard from the U.S. hates the healthcare in Canada but people who live in the system love it.”
“Country Fried First? omg please GTFO, this old asstard doesn't know jack ***** about the economy ...”
“There's a doughy part of me that wants to say the asstard in question--yours--is going through some shit, but even I can't always suspend my disbelief in the ugliness of some humans enough to really believe that.”
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See also:
bumwank, calamity, recalcitrant, gayenese, jeeze, nonsense, flabbergasted, juxtapose, procrastinating, ossanity, biffing, loser and 1972 more... -
Name-Calling for Fun and Profit
I figured out the thing all these terms have in common, besides that they can be used as insults. They all crack me up.
drip, yahoo, dweeb, nimrod, wanker, nincompoop, weasel, skank, fussbudget, dink, twit, guttersnipe and 125 more...
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silly, silly words
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My favorite insults...
...especially for my guy friends.
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Tweets
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Telofy The signature insult of Casey & Andy. This probably being its first occurrence. Aug 25, 2009