Did you mayhaps mean assize?
Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. vulgar An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.
- n. UK, informal, vulgar Toilet paper.
- n. figuratively A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths.
Etymologies
- ass + wipe (Wiktionary)
Examples
“We had to decide whether words like "asswipe" or "shitfaced" should be included, or does the program only know the hyphenated versions.”
“Fox News and ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC The NYTimes, the WaPo, that asswipe Rev. Moon (another kind of asswipe) prints excrement on, our piss poor corporate media do this all the time.”
“Under the “leadership” of the neocon Fred Hiatt, it has morphed into a neocon repiggie asswipe, and I am so disgusted that I deleted it from my file of news sites last year.”
“You get the hell out of here and I hope you drown your stupid as on the way back to Europe asswipe!”
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“What a bunch of liteal losers those repulicans and their asswipe trolls are.”
“This senial old asswipe has a history of making ridiculous and racist comments.”
“Face it asswipe I am all you need be concerned with …”
“I was trying to make my way to the bar, where the shotgun was, and then some asswipe hits me with a pool cue and I take a tumble down this stair and hit my head a bit.”
“I'm just wondering how many times and in how many ways will Howie have to be proven right before someone asswipe in Washington (yeah I'm talking about you Rahm) has an epiphany and thinks maybe we should do what he says because he's always right and we always end up having to do what he says when we're correcting our mistakes that wouldn't have happened if we had just listened in the first place.”
“You mean like all those “opposing viewpoints” She-Yawn, Fat Bastard Limpballs and Glennda Speck entertain on their stupid shows on a daily basis, asswipe?”
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stevewk The first 'cousin' to an asshole! Jul 15, 2009