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Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. UK, vulgar alternative spelling of bell-end.
Examples
“Sepp Blatter called a 'bellend' during award of South African medal”
“Alex Reid is such a pro-active berk, such a can-do bellend, such a hands-on clod of dimwitted scar tissue, that people will go out of their way not to vote for him this week.”
“Especially those who, like Chris Brown, are bound to spend an entire week desperately blubbing for forgiveness on the set of Oprah like an unbearable bloody wet-mouthed bellend unless we all immediately start buying their records again right away.”
“What sort of monumental bellend rents a Lamborghini, for crying out loud?”
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“Terry Christian – Early 1990s TV presenter turned local radio DJ, Terry Christian still appears to be a mouthy bellend.”
“Whisper it, but Jon Gosselin might have worked out what an unstoppable bellend he is.”
“To rap music under the tutelage of arch bellend Diddy.”
“So, yes, the sight of Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ might reek of desperation, but at least it stops her prattling on about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like some sort of demented bellend.”
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“Simon Hughes just confirmed what an utter fukin stupid bellend he is.”
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Twitter faves
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Twitter favorites
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Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
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bumwank, calamity, recalcitrant, gayenese, jeeze, nonsense, flabbergasted, juxtapose, procrastinating, ossanity, biffing, loser and 1972 more... -
British Cant & Slang, Old & New
Mostly, the cant words come from my reprint of Francis Grose's 1785 dictionary of 'The Vulgar Tongue', while the more modern slang has been found at various online sources, e.g. this online diction...
bog-standard, bumbaclot, brown trouser moment, bingo wings, bobfoc, babber, sweating, tantadlin tart, taplash, timber toe, tray trip, twiddle-diddles and 209 more...
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The Motherland! (God Bless the Queen)
Words that remind me of England, which I miss very much.
snog, nappy, wanker, telly, knickers, crumpet, pants, bum, loo, bollocks, stroppy, whinge and 108 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for bellend.
gangerh But you are leaning toward the obtuse there, 'by. Mar 6, 2010
bilby I don't have an Angle list, sorry. Mar 6, 2010
gangerh Also akin to dickhead. And I'm an Angle rather than a Brit. Mar 6, 2010
bilby Thank you yarb. Mar 6, 2010
yarb Ha ha! Happy to oblige. The bellend or bell-end is the end of the penis, the helmet as it's a.k. But it's never used in an anatomical sense: it's mildish (though certainly offensive) UK slang for a stupid person, more or less equivalent to wanker. Mar 6, 2010
bilby Gangerh, yarb, other Brits, any light to shed on this? Mar 6, 2010
bilby "Bottom line is, some bellend in an office has recieved your letter and has responded in a heartless way due to either A) Being a twat or B) Knowing that there is no option and they're 'just doing their job'."
- forum post, kumb.com, cited 6 March 2010. Mar 6, 2010