Biker (Jack Black): "What the hell, bro?" Ron (Will Ferrell): "Hello, neighbor." Biker: "Did you just throw a burrito out your window, huh?" Ron: "I believe I did." Biker: "What, are you high or something? Did you see what happened?" Ron: "I did see. That was a terrific little spill. That's quite a rasberry." Biker: "That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph." Ron: "Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?" Biker: "I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!" Ron: "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."