Definitions
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- To chop or change.
- To buy.
- To pay for; expiate; purchase forgiveness of by sacrifice.
- n. The offal of pilchards.
Examples
“How much did he coff up to bail out the Banks, or the Royal family for that matter.”
“Latinate the speech like the language that is used by those Reps the scrotes voted for, because lessers were clueless to what was said, England always liked to use French for castle types, Latin for the preachers so they would coff [cough] up more pennies and use Norman French to hang the common folk with. on September 26, 2009 at 7: 22 am Uncle John”
“If ime nawt parsed mai yuuz bai date, ai mite coff up !”
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“So Hillary supporters coff it up so we can get on with out this looser.”
“Then they gave them words like coff__, sk_ll, and gr_ve, and asked them to fill in the blanks.”
“Hawt strawng fyremans….ai think ai feel an emergency cumming on…*coff, coff*”
Teh best part uv wakin up - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
“June 12, 2009 at 5:42 am puurrrrrrrrrr…coff…purrrrrrrrrr…deep breff…..purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♥”
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“Tehn ai will coff an choak an pretend ai gunna dye immedyatlee an run off tu baffruum.”
Taxi!!! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
“Ai haz to go owt 2 get sum coff medisin – Ai wull rap up warm tho an trie nawt 2 breeve awn enniwun!”
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“Stranj – hao teh brayne sumtaimes WONT coff up waht iz in ther.”
Teh best part uv wakin up - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
Lists
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A Glossary of Filth
A compilation of those nitty-gritty yucky terms for substances and situations that we prefer not to encounter. Please folks, keep it clean; avoid the overly offensive ones.
"the terms...schmutz, smegma, muck, snarge, sewerage, mecomium, sewage, sebum, toe jam, pus, sludge, backwash and 130 more...
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That's Just Offal
Edible organ meats and leftover parts.
blood sausage, blood pudding, black pudding, scrapple, brawn, headcheese, drob, giblets, chitlins, chitlings, chitterlings, haggis and 55 more...
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hernesheir The offal of pilchards. Feb 7, 2013