efer

• “They available for anyone, believe I will get a PHD or Dr, what-efer it takes to make some extra $$$$ to hunt the Rockies with MY BOLT GUNS and Single Action Handguns, if they don; t work, then will take my Auto's,.”

  Why the NRA Should Try Being Reasonable

• “If yu efer needz teh courage ov a lion, yu can call on dat nayme, n teh lion will come into yur heart and gif yu teh courage.”

  teh sign is rong - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “‘Nopoty loaf you, pot I will not exchange you for somepoty in ze worlt, One zing your Mutter pegs you, to rememper,’ sayt she to me, ‘learn vell, ant be efer one honest man; zen Got will not forsake you.’”

  Boyhood

• “Pecause you vos de piggest kicker dot efer comes into dis hoshpital.”

  Doctor Jones' Picnic

• “Old Allister, your creat -- her own crandfather, was ta pest horseman ta worlt efer saw, and he'll nefer pe hafing ta trews to his own lecks nor ta saddle to his horse's pack.”

  Lippincott's Magazine of Popular Literature and Science Volume 15, No. 85, January, 1875

• “Ach! she'll not can pe helping it, my lort -- no more till one will pe tead; and tat should pe ta woman, for she'll pe a paad woman -- ta worstest woman efer was married, my lort.”

  Lippincott's Magazine of Popular Literature and Science Volume 15, No. 85, January, 1875

• “Ninon, and outshine t'em and all t'e ot'er beauties t'at efer lifed.”

  The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day

• “You shall be t'e most beautiful brown American t'at efer lifed.”

  The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day

• “You're de first man on de rote dot efer struck me and didn't ask me to buy goots.”

  Tales of the Road

• “I haf got alreaty all the tramatic iteas there ever haf been in the vorldt -- all there efer will be.”

  Despair's Last Journey

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