"Another cigarette, what a lunatic habit! 'Here we are,' I said. 'We go to these bastards who make this crap and we say 'We will give you money for twenty of those fags', we smoke them, we make the product disappear! Ha! Supposing you bought a piano on the same basis? Suddenly, in the middle of a concert it disappears, you have to belt out and buy another just to finish the concerto. It's lunacy.'" - Spike Milligan, 'Mussolini: My Part In His Downfall.'