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Did you perchance mean one of these? festival, festivals, festive

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  • reesetee Right. Elusive wild testicles are very good with yellow mustard. Dec 19, 2007

  • chained_bear Well... actually... that's exactly what happened, bilby.

    Only reesetee is right: it's yellow mustard. None of that Grey Poupon shit. Dec 19, 2007

  • seanahan Running to check...

    By the bathroom criteria, I would warrant a second date! Of course, I'd probably say or do something terrible to offend her, but at least I would have been prepared. Dec 19, 2007

  • bilby You're right. I'm lousy at observing ungulates closely when they're going condimental. Dec 19, 2007

  • reesetee Haha! That's chained_bear, all right. But it's mustard, not ketchup, bilby. French's yellow mustard. Nothing else will do. Dec 19, 2007

  • bilby I don't want to imagine chained_bear as married. I want to imagine her dragging men back to her lair, devouring them with a bottle of ketchup in one hand a thesaurus in the other, then heading out to root around in the forest for elusive wild testicles. Dec 19, 2007

  • reesetee I say you give him his own bathroom and don't stock it.

    Wait...that probably won't bother him. ;-) Dec 18, 2007

  • chained_bear Hear hear, jennarenn!! Why can't guys keep their gorram bathrooms properly stocked?!**

    **(In the interest of full disclosure, it should be said that I ended up marrying a guy like that.) Dec 18, 2007

  • jennarenn I know men (plural!) who lack, on average, three outta four of the aforementioned articles. If I have to:

    a. put my dirty trash into my clean purse,
    b. tote said trash across the den, or
    c. ask for assistance

    you ain't gettin' no second date.

    Dec 18, 2007

  • arcadia Finally! A Festivus for the rest of us.

    Toilet paper(tp), always a good thing to keep on hand. Dec 18, 2007

  • reesetee Heehee. Dec 18, 2007

  • bilby Wot's a roll of tp? Dec 18, 2007

  • jennarenn Dear Bachelors of the World,

    You need the following items in your bathroom:

    handsoap
    handtowel
    tiny trash can with a liner
    extra roll of tp

    Regards,
    jennarenn

    Dec 18, 2007

  • bobfet1 It's a festivus miracle! Dec 12, 2006

  • john "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"
    - Frank Costanza, describing the Airing of Grievances Dec 12, 2006

  • brandelion celebrating anti-holiday sentiments - Seinfeld Dec 9, 2006

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