Also, an irritating anthropomorphized insurance-peddling reptile with a faux-Cockney accent and an apparent plan for complete domination of the airwaves. Regrettably, the apparent success of this critter has given rise to a proliferation of similar television spokesfauna, by far the most irritating of which are the revolting "Slowsky turtles" who now regularly carpet-bomb innocent television viewers with mind-numbingly stupid commercials.
Acronym for the Gabon-Estonia Intelligence Co-operation Organisation. Both of these countries matter so little that they invented a terrorist plot against their Incredibly Sultry Hostess Agreement (GEISHA) to ratchet their profiles up the international sympathy ladder. But you can't have a terrorist threat without pumping zillions of dollars into a shadow-chasing intelligence agency. So.