Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. ornithology The unique characteristics of a bird species that enable it to be immediately identified by an experienced birdwatcher who has seen that bird before and is familiar with its appearance and behaviour.
- n. slang Male ejaculate; sperm, semen.
- v. intransitive, slang To ejaculate; to eject semen.
- v. transitive, slang To ejaculate on, over, or into; to cover in semen.
Etymologies
- Variation or shortening of jism. (Wiktionary)
Examples
“The silk spectre is what I call my jizz at it makes its way through the air on to my mothers face.”
“Can Superman use his x-ray vision to look inside his balls and see how much jizz is in there?”
“There's semen (or, as it's called in the film, "jizz"), scantily clad women and enough gay jokes to make Fred Phelps blush.”
Opening This Weekend: Max Payne, Sex Drive, Bees, and Some Movie About the Prez
“British birders coined the term "jizz" (from G.I.S. — "general impression and shape") to describe the gestalt of a bird, an impression that often has to do with the way it moves.”
“One has to justify to oneself the reason one will submit ... pornfan: please don't tell me things got so bad that you had to jerk off on a whore's face for groceries! ha ha. i don't want to derail this "jizz" thread, but have things between "you know who", simmered ... jeremiahsteele: I've bore witness and willy as participant/witness, pornfan, so yes, I know.”
“- Tiny still can't speak but he can fill a lunchbox with his custard-like "jizz”
“Instead of taking up bandwith with your e-jizz, you should go back into the closet and continue your self abuse in private.”
“| Reply | Permalink tellmemore: the true essence of troll-jizz.”
“Yeah, just another jizz-stained troll post from you.”
“I thought the stupid curve was the one made up of sore-loser Hillary supporters who thought 8 more years of soap-operas, jizz-stains on blue dresses and triangulations would be just dandy.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘jizz’.
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Cute words. :D
the name says it all ^
warble, fuzzy, foofy, buff, cuddle, ding dong, clumsy, ballistic, balling, pudgy, zing, doll and 4 more...
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elementjif's list
random.
fart, ookiechava, police, jizz, pain, word, poop stain, poop, lol, crazy, mommy, hitler and 1 more...
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Ugliest Sounding Words
List words that sound ugly, regardless of meaning
kumquat, milk, meal, jizz, bubonic, fester, goulash, sasquatch, carbuncle, sieve, onomatopoeia, burlesque and 29 more...
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Twitter favourites
The new favourite words of people on Twitter.
A script searches Twitter for "X is my new favourite word" and adds it to this list.
See also:
thunderfuck, incredible, merp, sara, flopparoo, smother, fugly, buer, plum, canny, nefelibata, cuntbucket and 2455 more... -
summerwing's Words
proctosigmoidoscopy, horrendous, cichlid, implode, nostalgic, firmament, elucidate, quintet, rhombus, mack, pithy, rambunctious and 304 more...
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spicolli's Words
terrapin, ravenous, fuck, sepulchral, garlic, suss, queer, curmudgeon, foodie, intricate, omphalos, subversion and 534 more...
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Words that were new to me
but now they're not because I looked them up. In cases of polysemy or homography, *of course* it was the oddest meaning that stumped me. ;)
Procrustean bed, idem sonans, hob, backcap, quango, cheap-jack, pantechnicon, churrigueresco, chopfallen, maritorious, supererogation, catimini and 212 more...
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Let's talk about sex
A collection of words about doing the nasty.
prurient, odalisque, soubrette, gravid, lochia, xenogamy, syngamy, zygote, pintle, hexaploid, seminal, hetaera and 232 more...
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Interesting Scrabble words
Interesting words worth @ least 15 points.
smoochy, zareba, hyphal, djellaba, cloque, pyxidium, qindarka, squiffy, howbeit, chthonic, quinta, azimuthal and 264 more...
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The List Of Words That Rewrote The Hi...
Ah, yeah, this is a list of words that I think sound pretty funny... or dumb, either way, I like 'em so, yeah.
flabergasted, smash, wang, wordie, drum, rumplestiltskin, resistance, watt, hindu, universal serial bus, bearing, nematode and 138 more...
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rememberers
prolix, ageusia, animadversion, anodyne, antic, arabesque, beadle, brachymetropia, colophon, desquamation, diaphoresis, diegesis and 3255 more...
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Terrible Words
moist, creamy, girthy, falafel, jizz, chunky, panties, spread, puss
Tweets
Looking for tweets for jizz.
sferrari Jizz is male ejaculate,cum,sperm. Jul 6, 2009
yarb ha ha! Mar 1, 2009
reesetee *guffaw* Mar 1, 2009
nycanthro True story: I recently hosted two beautiful women visiting from the Netherlands. They went out to a movie while I was at work. We planned to meet up afterwards at an old Irish pub to have a pint and discuss the day's events. I got there about a half hour before they did and downed a pint of Guinness, looking a tad pathetic surrounded by merry couples.
When they finally did arrive we grabbed a table and started talking about all of the new vocabulary they were picking up during their trip. They thanked me for introducing them to the phrase "chick flick" and inquired about another word they heard in the movie.
"What does 'fez' mean?" Katrien asked.
"What, like the hat?"
"No, it's a word that I think means sperm," she said in a hushed voice.
"You mean jizz?" I asked.
Their faces lit up with glee.
"Jizz! YES! Jizz!" they exclaimed in unison.
All heads turned in our direction. Then, a minute or two later, a man got up to leave and patted me on the shoulder on his way out without saying a word. Mar 1, 2009