Yeah, well, nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, either.
*adds ruzuzu to all flaming cupcake or lead-filled cupcake mailing lists, including lists for notification of flaming carob-flavored cupcakes, lead-filled carob-flavored cupcakes, and carob cupcakes in general*
Thanks, chained_bear - that brings up a good point. I would like to be added to any flaming cupcake or lead-filled cupcake mailing lists (including flaming carob-flavored cupcakes and lead-filled carob-flavored cupcakes). I was going to say that you could leave me off any mailing lists devoted solely to carob cupcakes, but... you know... I'd still really like to have some kind of warning. (Part of the horror of carob cupcakes is that you never see them coming. Nobody expects the carob-flavored cupcake.)
Why, yes... I believe I could. In fact, I'd be willing to guess that I could handle just about any kind of cupcake you might throw at me... assuming, of course, that there is no national flaming lead-filled carob-flavored cupcake day.
On the first Friday of June, everybody can get free donuts. National Donut Day is a celebration honor to the women who served donuts to soldiers during World War II. Many American donut stores offer free donuts on this day of celebration. To be fair, everyone who can get to the participating locations for free donuts, and you don't need to borrow money, use credit cards, or get instant cash for a free sugar infused, deep fried pastry on National Donut Day. No online loan, payday advances, or quick cash is needed in the slightest. National mega-chains Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme are both participating in the holiday, and if you're in the mood for a sugary treat, and there is a participating location near you, you can get free donuts with no payday loan needed.