schlong

• “I'm sure his schlong is the first thing to go (definitely would be bobbitized).”

  A Sweet Touch of Love

• “Maybe it's not my imagination after all. double corned beef on rye ... that's what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!”

  The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

• “His irrepressible schlong is a rock drill to a higher stratum.”

  Fatherland

• “Plus the fact he's got this enormous, copper codpiece, or schlong, that is front and centre and his penance for screwing about with the ladies," he adds, chuckling.”

  Vue Weekly

• “The US army has confirmed that Israel has their very own circumcised version of Dr Manhattan's schlong, which is estimated in 200 to 400 nuclear warheads by other sources.”

  Gizmodo

• “The Mighty Feklahr calls His schlong “Womb Raider”!”

  LARA CROFT: MEGAN FOX NAKED. MAYBE.

• “It's already spread to the handlebars, which are capped in pink Ourys and clamped by a 3TTT Mutant road stem colloquially known as the "schlong" stem for its phallic appearance.”

  Frog in the Throat: Diagnosing Your Bicycle

• “The Mighty Feklahr’s wife calls His schlong “Moby Dick” to His face, but she tells her friends behind His back that it’s more like “Finding Nemo”, or “The Little Mermaid”.”

  THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDMA’S ‘DICK’

• “I’d let her long tongue scan my testicle, yeah that’s right I meant testicle , hmmm maybe I will now call my schlong a tenticle..”

  TRANSFORMERS 2 JUST GOT RETARDEDER

• “Newt Gingrich also has an impressive 23 inch schlong.”

  Think Progress » Gingrich: Tea Parties are ‘likely to end up as the militant wing of the Republican Party.’

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