skwirt

My cownter plan was to skwirt wiff lemon and sprinklol wiff pouderd shugar.

Drastic measures - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

If him haz gud fings tu skratch, tehn yu juss diskurrije him frum skratching fings yu nawt want him tu skratch — use water gun an gib a kwik skwirt when yu see him start skratching rong fing.

If you say moo one more time - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

May 13, 2009 at 9:28 pm ai haz to laff at teh wadder gun sugjestshun laff laff laff mai zeek kitteboi figgered owt hoo wuz behind teh wadder skwirt

We’re nearing the ice-cream van! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Drink whiskey, sweep sport byproducts into pan and rinse orf wiff Sooper Soaker skwirt gun.

and STAY down! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

I sugjests a vinegar-an-wattur skwirt bottul to be yoosed anytime she is seen by teh dore.

Hard work pays off - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Hay, duz ennywun kno ware to skwirt a ceelin fan wif WD40?

Why are you hollering? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Ai buyed a skwirt bottlol & nao hazzit on mah desk.

OMG, is - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Ai hazza confused, why du we wanna skwirt teh neon-colurd fishys wif water?

Strange rules of cat behavior #24: - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Mah furst klew shudda bin when I skwirted kitteh with teh skwirt gun fur bein bad.

no skwish! i be gud! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Between de Hawaiian adn de plunger skwirt I fiils mush bedderer.

iz abonm… abomilnal… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008