spit-it

• you are really funny and i like you and i bet you have good bar stories A+. hey guy, nobody likes a drop-in, do yourself (and her!) a favour and call ahead first. trust me on this, you're a teeny bit scary. clichéééééééé! oh my little cougy horn-dog, this is why we marry for love not wealth, come on now. and those secrets would be what? where are they? and why do stupid ones like these make it to the internet? thanks for wasting my time, seriously. do we all have magic eight balls here or something? look, i've said it before and i'll say it again, spit-it-the-fuck-out or don't even bother. based on your purple marker and the tourist postcard you purchased on that trip your parents forced you to come with, your secrets suck anyway. next. —  Raymi The Minx

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