surprise butt sex

she That looks like a walrus-tree smoking an enormous tree-pipe!

I've mentally smushed buttsex into one word—surprise buttsex is a particularly quick thing; we've no luxury of pausing for spaces! Jul 18, 2008

mialuthien Wow, that's surprising alright, Bilby.

Butt secks sounds appropriately devious. Jul 18, 2008

bilby Well, you could be walking through the forest one day, innocently counting butterflies, and bam! Jul 18, 2008

plethora Silly! It's spelled butt secks. Jul 16, 2008

mialuthien I like the way you are thinking! But no, I was more thinking along the lines of describing someone's facial expressions of surprise and general astonishment (for lolz, you know), and I'm still contemplating on the most appropriate and socially acceptable ways to phrase it. Jul 16, 2008

missanthropist I.e, "Surprise! Butt sex ;D "
No. I don't. However, many here where I live wouldn't be averse to the possibility of such a gift.

Do you mean to bring this up in random public venues, or among unsuspecting others closer to home? I mean, the only time I can imagine saying this is loudly to jerks who really don't get it when I don't want them around. Jul 15, 2008

mialuthien Forgive me, but would you want something like that as your birthday present?

I'm trying to think up naughty ways of casually inserting this in my everyday speech. Jul 15, 2008

missanthropist Something one gets as a forgotten birthday gift? Jul 15, 2008