Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. A meat substitute resembling turkey, usually made from tofu.
Examples
“Cindy, would you want to have that chair recovered in tofurkey?”
“So outside known longivity variables, like meditation, purpose of living, close knitted family and social support, clean air and naturally grown food supply, Dr Oz went on to say that food like beans, tofu and tofu derivitives, such as tofurkey and turkey dogs, prolong life.”
High-fructose corn syrup fights back | The Blog of Michael R. Eades, M.D.
“I have deduced, after nine years of careful and extensive research, that no brand of tofu-based turkey replacement a.k.a. "tofurkey" is edible.”
important fact for thanksgiving celebration with vegetarians
“I'm trying to find a way to work "tofurkey" in there, but it's just not happenin'.”
“Are Tanya's cloying penchants for therapy-speak, rainbow flags, and "tofurkey" enough to justify the hostile attitude and relentlessly barbed humor Cannie directs toward her?”
“For geeks, the most telling signs of seasonal reality have nothing to do with a crisp chill in the smog, the scent of tofurkey roasting in the microwave or that scraping sound a super-sized fir makes when you're cramming it through the front door of your nano-apartment.”
“Jessica's fiance, Eric Johnson is vegan, and they cooked a tofurkey for Thanksgiving.”
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“John's a vegan, so Simpson has been learning some valuable new skills, too, as she even cooked a tofurkey for Thanksgiving.”
The Huffington Post: PHOTOS: Jessica Simpson Goes Pantless, Talks Engagement
“My plate has everything pictured above, including gravy on the tofurkey.”
“Oh, the sheer beyondness of a 28 mil dolla tofurkey refurbished Eileen Gray original.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘tofurkey’.
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nouns
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food and drinks
honey, breakfast, omelette, cheese, salami, hot dog, sausage, turkish salami, butter, olives, muesli, tofurkey
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Fake Food
batter blaster, cheez whiz, easy cheese, sno balls, jell-o, velveeta, hawaiian punch, fruit loops, cool whip, dream whip, pringles, pop-tart and 37 more...

bilby May your stuffing be tasty
May your tofurkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
- vegan dieting doggerel Nov 26, 2009