Definitions
Etymologies
- Alteration of waiter. (American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
Examples
“His food was very hot; the best thing he made, though, was the carne guisada - it was great," said Christina Giles, who was a "waitron" at the Barton Springs Road spot that closed in the mid-1980s and who is now retired.”
“Because other patrons get far better service, ie, they get menus; they get a ‘thank you’; and the waitron makes eye-contact with them.”
Would overtipping waiters prevent bad service? « Digital immigrant
“And I have no problem embarrassing an in-attentive waitron from across a room.”
Would overtipping waiters prevent bad service? « Digital immigrant
“And I also let managers know when the waitron was excellent.”
Would overtipping waiters prevent bad service? « Digital immigrant
“That is 3/8th mile from where my spouse used to work as a waitron at a cut-price diner in the early 80s.”
“Torturing the poor waitron, was just wrong Clay, But I guess you've never waited tables.”
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“With that thought, I got a hold of our chief character designed, Todd Tennant, and asked him to sketch up a waitron.”
“The terms "waitperson," and "waitron," however, they report, have not yet replaced the traditional designations for those folks who take so long to bring you the womenu.”
“*Turns to waitron* wood you take cheezburger coopon?”
His only superpower was - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
“Since capcitance is a function of the amount of liquid in the glass, this allows the glass to signal when it is empty, which means an end to trying to flag a waitron when you're running low on potables.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘waitron’.
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Politically Correct Terms
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fellow Muslims, ageing population, gender mainstreaming, emerging democracies, mentally challeng..., intellectually di..., African American, native American, first nations, Caucasian, firefighter, police officer and 205 more...
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Mundane Transformers
Bore that meets the eye.
potamogeton, testator, scrutator, isolator, confiteor, deflator, qwerty, susceptor, champertor, preemptor, disinfector, infractor and 91 more...
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spicolli's Words
terrapin, ravenous, fuck, sepulchral, garlic, suss, queer, curmudgeon, foodie, intricate, omphalos, subversion and 534 more...
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this modern world
Markers of the zeitgeist, don't expect all of these to go the distance. The great majority are taken from Paul McFedries's excellent book "Wordspy"
retail therapy, compulsive shoppi..., clicks-and-mortar, dot.commer, middlescence, boomeritis, dorian graying, sandwich generation, boomeranger, full-nest syndrome, wellderly, brand equity and 226 more...
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Recently discovered subatomic particles
futon, craton, bonbon, icon, necronomicon, neocon, lexicon, aileron, metatron, moron, oberon, waitron and 4 more...
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Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Diction...
dead-cat bounce, golden handcuffs, headhunt, avatar, convergence, dot-commer, killer app, lurk, anandamide, barista, frankenfood, longneck and 17 more...
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perhapsolutely's Words
polyradiculoneuro..., abulia, abubble, abscission, abaft, zareba, abatis, abigail, abiogenesis, ablate, ablaut, abo and 1705 more...
Tweets
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bilby Wait. Dec 5, 2008
reesetee On the other hand, it beats waitperson. Dec 5, 2008
whichbe More Than Eats The Pie™ - Transform Your Service Staff Dec 5, 2008