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• “May 25, 2010 at 8:48 am wait…iffen Eyeore wuz Emo…..wuz Tigger on sumfing tew mayke him sew happy an energetic an bouncy all da time?”

  THE LATER YEARS - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “She tole me if Ah wuz put on Ah'd get no more than Ah _wuz_ gittin '.”

  Slave Narratives: a Folk History of Slavery in the United States From Interviews with Former Slaves Georgia Narratives, Part 1

• “But she allowed to me that when he got his robe on, he wuz the worst lookin 'human bein' that she ever laid eyes on, and sez she, for she likes a joke, Jenette duz: "I should think if Joe looked in the glass after he got it on, his religion would be a comfort to him; I should think he would be glad the world _wuz_ comin 'to a end.”

  Samantha Among the Brethren, Complete

• “Then, catching a glimpse of the picture, his ire broke forth: "Nevvah wuz like _me_ in de wueld," he cried, in an elevated key; "nevvah _wuz_ ha'f so ugly ez that.”

  Stories by American Authors, Volume 6

• “I thot deh older term wuz “soapz” and deh new wun b “storeez””

  I don’t believe it… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “Amir “Prince” in Arabic wuz an incrdibly handsome buff-colored male who looked just like Ceiling Cat.”

  Mahm!!! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “I fink the name wuz 10,000 BC… Teh 1 wif Ringo Starr az a caivman. gibbocat says:”

  Sloe death - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “Her name wuz Sandy adn her liked 2 go 2 deh nayborz barn 4 adn hunt deh mouseez.”

  itteh bitteh sleepeh committeh - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “August 20, 2008 at 4:36 am his name wuz Stormy, but he wuz furthest frum dat – he wuz very quiet nad shy, a real sweetie, we miss him!”

  dog startid it. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

• “The phrase wuz: “the major difference between myself and Mr. Obama…”.”

  You don’t need to check on that noise you heard out here - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

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