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Oddest Book Title of the Year

A list of 570 words by reesetee.

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Every year, Bookseller magazine announces the winner of its Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year. This year, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Diagram Prize, the magazine is also holding public vote for the "Diagram of Diagrams"--the oddest book title ever.

Here are the illustrious winners, as well as the titles currently on the short list for this year's award and some that narrowly missed out on a place in history.

Notes:

1) No awards were given in 1987 and 1991.

2) None of these are madeupical.

Also included here are titles from AbeBooks' Weird Book Room, seen here. :-)

For more hilarity, see sionnach's excellent "Bizarre Books" list. Prefer magazines? Try VanishedOne's "Peri-odd-icals", if you dare.

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  • yarb commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    The short ones are the best. Versailles: the View from Sweden, How to Avoid Huge Ships, and Bombproof your Horse. Genius.

    February 28, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Agreed. One of my favorites is Cheese Problems Solved.

    February 28, 2008

  • palooka commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Hilarious list & link! I guess it's not that hard to get a book published after all.

    February 28, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    And somehow they're funnier when they're real, aren't they?

    February 28, 2008

  • chained_bear commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    I found this in Newsweek but I think it belongs on this list, not mine:

    "In a new book, "I Could Tell You But Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed by Me," military buff Trevor Paglen...." (The rest doesn't matter.) Newsweek, March 10, 2008

    March 7, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Wow. I may need an entirely new list for that one, since (as far as we know) it isn't in the running for the Bookseller prize.

    March 10, 2008

  • pterodactyl commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Huh. I thought that these would all be pretty esoteric, but I've seen six or seven of them on the shelves at the Barnes & Noble where I work.

    May 23, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Yes, some are relatively popular books. Scary, isn't it?

    May 23, 2008

  • chained_bear commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    This doesn't belong on your list, but I didn't know where else to put it, and I think it's a great title: When You Ride Alone, You Ride With Bin Laden (Bill Maher).

    June 19, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Added! I opened the list to all odd book titles, not just the ones from the contest. :-)

    June 19, 2008

  • asativum commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Not sure this qualifies -- it's actually a pretty good read: At the Tomb of the Inflatable Pig: Travels Through Paraguay.

    July 6, 2008

  • oroboros commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    This probably isn't a list-maker but I've always admired Raymond Smullyan's What is the Name of this Book?. Oh, and also Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book.

    August 19, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Thanks, O--I added both (although the question mark won't take in What Is the Name of This Book?, of course). Also, thanks Asativum, for your suggestion--sorry I didn't see it before now. :-)

    August 19, 2008

  • chained_bear commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Reesetee, I found a humdinger of a book title, but it was published in 1800. I understand if you don't add it to this list, but it deserves a comment at least:

    Some account of an existing correspondence now carrying on between the inhabitants of the moon, and the natives of old England. To which is subjoined, a list of such articles as are immediately wanted for the export trade, by some merchants just arrived from that planet. Interspersed with several useful and valuable hints, particularly adapted to the use of those gentlemen who are fond of speculation. A work strongly recommended to the perusal of the merchants, bankers, manufacturers, wholesale tradesmen, shopkeepers, underwriters, insurance brokers, and ladies of Great Britain.

    September 3, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Oh, but I must add it! Although I think it'll probably bork Wordie. Here, I'll try....

    Edit: Well, I managed the first sentence of the title, at least. :-)

    September 4, 2008

  • chained_bear commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    HAAAAAA ha ha ha!! :) That's okay, the first sentence is kind of the best anyway.

    September 4, 2008

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    When I worked with rare/antique books, I came across quite a few titles like this. If only I'd written them down.... :-)

    September 4, 2008

  • vanishedone commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    This year's shortlist is out.

    Edit: there's also some further commentary here.

    February 22, 2009

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Thanks for the reminder. I'd been waiting for this year's collection. :-)

    February 22, 2009

  • madmouth commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    the old sot

    April 15, 2009

  • ruzuzu commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    *favorited*

    One of my favorite travel books is Jaguars Ripped My Flesh.

    February 14, 2011

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Ooh! *yoink*

    February 14, 2011

  • marky commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    why have i never seen this list? cool list!

    June 20, 2012

  • reesetee commented on the list oddest-book-title-of-the-year

    Thanks, marky--it's still growing!

    August 30, 2012