Tiger Safety Rules

A list of 25 words by vanderpink.

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• do not pretend the food bowl is a frisbeeand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not tag tigers in photographs posted to The Facebookand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not use sticks to poke at the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not throw candy at the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not growl at the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to ride tigers as if they were circus poniesand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not offer tigers chewing gumand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to paint any tiger claws with nail polishand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• no plankingand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to balance things on top of sleeping tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not make loud noises near the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not make faces at the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not throw things at the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to draw fake moustaches on the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to put ridiculous holiday hats on the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• especially avoid putting your hand in the tiger cage and waving it around like a juicy, delicious chicken wingand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not put another minion's hand in the tiger cageand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not put your head in the tiger cageand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not put your foot in the tiger cageand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not put your arm in the tiger cageand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to "yarn bomb" the iron barsand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to tell jokes to the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not tease the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not attempt to pet the tigersand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
• do not feed the tigers unless you want to be tiger foodand appears on just this listwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
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