A list of 54 words by vanderpink.
- Do not throw floaty toys into the tiger poolwas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not throw roadkill at the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not curl your fingers and pretend they're tiger claws then growl at the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not offer tiger lilies to the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not eat tiger animal crackers in front of the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not point big foam fingers at the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not tell the tigers that they are really just lions with stripeswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not ask the tigers questions about their sex liveswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not attempt to paint extra stripes on the tigerswas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- Do not sing "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivorwas added by vendingmachine and appears on just this list
- no lifeguard on dutywas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- no smokingwas added by vanderpink and appears on 2 lists
- obey all warning signals and barricadeswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not make eye contact with the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- no TikToks with tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not bend, spike, fold or mutilatewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- no dabbingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- Horn OK Pleasewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- don't pet tiger with remaining armwas added by alexz and appears on just this list
- do not trip over the silent alarmwas added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- if get wet do not put tiger tumble dryerwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not allow tiger to fly Tiger Moth nuh-uhwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not make rude comment about tiger stripe being bit naff only good for lycra leggingwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not be pulling the tiger whiskerwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not leave the door to the tiger cage openwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tweet about where to find the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not ask the tigers to validate parkingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not dress the tigers in Halloween costumeswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt selfies with the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not pretend the food bowl is a frisbeewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tag tigers in photographs posted to The Facebookwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not use sticks to poke at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not throw candy at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not growl at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to ride tigers as if they were circus ponieswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not offer tigers chewing gumwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to paint any tiger claws with nail polishwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- no plankingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to balance things on top of sleeping tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not make loud noises near the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not make faces at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not throw things at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to draw fake moustaches on the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to put ridiculous holiday hats on the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- especially avoid putting your hand in the tiger cage and waving it around like a juicy, delicious chicken wingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put another minion's hand in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your head in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your foot in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your arm in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to "yarn bomb" the iron barswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to tell jokes to the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tease the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to pet the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not feed the tigers unless you want to be tiger foodwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
alexz commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
how about "don't pet tiger with remaining arm"
June 12, 2017
vanderpink commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
I like how you think, alexz.
June 12, 2017
alexz commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
our laser lab had the 'do not look into laser with remaining eye' sign back in the 90's.
June 12, 2017
vendingmachine commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
Do not sing "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.
Do not attempt to paint extra stripes on the tigers.
Do not ask the tigers questions about their sex lives.
Do not tell the tigers that they are really just lions with stripes.
Do not point big foam fingers at the tigers.
Do not eat tiger animal crackers in front of the tigers.
Do not offer tiger lilies to the tigers.
Do not curl your fingers and pretend they're tiger claws then growl at the tigers.
Do not throw roadkill at the tigers.
Do not throw floaty toys into the tiger pool.
March 2, 2023