A list of 37 words by vanderpink.
- Horn OK Pleasewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- don't pet tiger with remaining armwas added by alexz and appears on just this list
- do not trip over the silent alarmwas added by ruzuzu and appears on just this list
- if get wet do not put tiger tumble dryerwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not allow tiger to fly Tiger Moth nuh-uhwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not make rude comment about tiger stripe being bit naff only good for lycra leggingwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not be pulling the tiger whiskerwas added by bilby and appears on just this list
- do not leave the door to the tiger cage openwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tweet about where to find the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not ask the tigers to validate parkingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not dress the tigers in Halloween costumeswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt selfies with the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not pretend the food bowl is a frisbeewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tag tigers in photographs posted to The Facebookwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not use sticks to poke at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not throw candy at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not growl at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to ride tigers as if they were circus ponieswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not offer tigers chewing gumwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to paint any tiger claws with nail polishwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- no plankingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to balance things on top of sleeping tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not make loud noises near the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not make faces at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not throw things at the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to draw fake moustaches on the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to put ridiculous holiday hats on the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- especially avoid putting your hand in the tiger cage and waving it around like a juicy, delicious chicken wingwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put another minion's hand in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your head in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your foot in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not put your arm in the tiger cagewas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to "yarn bomb" the iron barswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to tell jokes to the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not tease the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not attempt to pet the tigerswas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
- do not feed the tigers unless you want to be tiger foodwas added by vanderpink and appears on just this list
alexz commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
our laser lab had the 'do not look into laser with remaining eye' sign back in the 90's.
June 12, 2017
vanderpink commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
I like how you think, alexz.
June 12, 2017
alexz commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
how about "don't pet tiger with remaining arm"
June 12, 2017