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  • I don't think they need a screwdriver!

    July 16, 2009

  • I'm sooh! I'm so out of here!

    July 16, 2009

  • Civil service as seen here. "Engineering is the application of pure science to practical problems. More specifically, engineering is a professional activity that uses imagination, judgement, and intelligence in the application of science, technology, mathematics, and practical experience to design, produce, and operate useful objects or processes that meet the needs and desires of humanity. It is sometimes considered to be synonymous with technology. Professional practitioners of engineering are called engineers.


    It is a myth that engineer originated to describe those who built engines. In fact, the words engine and engineer (as well as ingenious) developed in parallel from the Latin root ingeniosus, meaning "skilled". An engineer is thus a clever, practical, problem solver. The spelling of engineer was later influenced by back-formation from engine. The term later evolved to include all fields where the skills of application of the scientific method are used. In some other languages, such as Arabic, the word for "engineering" also means "geometry"."

    July 16, 2009

  • I fail to find the oxymoron in civil engineer, let alone understand the last comment.

    July 16, 2009

  • Antimetathesis

    An`ti*me*tath"e*sis\, n. NL., fr. Gr. ?. (Rhet.) An antithesis in which the members are repeated in inverse order.

    Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary,

    July 10, 2009

  • Let's stir it up again with some dilithium. Would the antimetathesis of 'fuck me stupid' be 'unfuck me smart'? The negative energy of this wormhole has put me in warp drive. So long and thanks for all the fish. Beware chameleoneology! haha tata

    July 10, 2009

  • What the rooster crows for.

    July 8, 2009

  • June turns the water on when she pees.

    July 8, 2009

  • Writing your name in the snow while peeing.

    July 8, 2009

  • The condition of having to pee at 2:00 a.m.

    July 8, 2009

  • One composite list of wordie sniglets

    July 8, 2009

  • I realize other lists exist but what I'm looking for are words that should have become at least part of the urban dictionary

    July 8, 2009

  • 'When it's on your plate!' Just ask Jimi

    July 7, 2009

  • When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears

    with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.. When they were growing up; walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning

    barefoot....Uphill...BOTH ways - In the snow... Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,

    there was no way in hell I was going to lay

    a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it

    and how easy they've got it!

    But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of

    fifty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a virtual Utopia!

    And I hate to say it but you kids today you

    don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the county library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!!

    There was no email!!! We had to actually write

    somebody a letter, with a pen!

    Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

    Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! No where was safe!

    There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to

    steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talked over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

    There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone quite often.

    We didn't have fancy features like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!

    When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,

    your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you

    just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

    We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video

    games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games

    like 'Space Invaders', 'Pong' and 'asteroids'. You

    actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or

    screens, it was just one screen


    And you could never win. The game just kept getting

    harder and harder and

    faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE !

    You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off

    your keister and walk over to the TV to change the channel! No remote control either. There was no

    Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons

    on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying?! We had to wait ALL WEEK

    for cartoons, you spoiled

    little brats! And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove's oven ... Imagine that!

    That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids

    today have got it too easy.

    You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted

    five minutes back in 1970 or before !

    July 7, 2009

  • Arghh, I wanted to go to six flags and be a pirate this summer but mom got me this crummy free wow download.

    July 7, 2009

  • The importance of unfuck has been lost after I copped an elephant in more ways than one this last weekend. Mission accomplished!

    July 6, 2009

  • I'm off to work on my beer muscles, philandering, and the defucking of this word. Enjoy!

    July 3, 2009

  • Well then, as strev says, 'I have to defuck this' Let me know if this worked dontcry.

    July 3, 2009

  • See philanderer. It has no ring attached to it. Just the indiscriminate fuck it.

    July 3, 2009

  • Excuse the fuck out of me! If I can't unfuck this shit, should I just fuck it?

    July 3, 2009

  • Wow, the proboscis can hold 15 quarts, that's 3840 drams!

    July 2, 2009

  • Too Late! All efforts would be picayune.

    July 2, 2009

  • The True Knowledge by Oscar Wilde

    Thou knowest all; I seek in vain

    What lands to till or sow with seed -

    The land is black with briar and weed,

    Nor cares for falling tears or rain.

    Thou knowest all; I sit and wait

    With blinded eyes and hands that fail,

    Till the last lifting of the veil

    And the first opening of the gate.

    Thou knowest all; I cannot see.

    I trust I shall not live in vain,

    I know that we shall meet again

    In some divine eternity.

    July 2, 2009

  • “Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.�?

    Sandra Carey

    July 2, 2009

  • "By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." -- Confucius

    July 2, 2009

  • A monistic oath prevents me from providing this information. Although you may remember 'a road less traveled' or 'leave no good deed undone'.

    In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a

    Roadway.. Then he hid himself and watched to see if

    Anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the King's' wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by

    And simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the

    King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did

    Anything about getting the stone out of the way.

    Then a peasant came along carrying a load of

    Vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the

    peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the

    stone to the side of the road. After much pushing

    and straining, he finally succeeded. After the

    peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed

    a purse lying in the road where the boulder had

    been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note

    from the King indicating that the gold was for the

    person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The

    peasant learned what many of us never understand!

    Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve

    our condition.

    July 2, 2009

  • During my second month of college, our professor

    Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student

    And had breezed through the questions until I read

    The last one:

    "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

    Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the

    Cleaning woman several times. She was tall,

    Dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

    I handed in my paper, leaving the last question

    Blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if

    The last question would count toward our quiz grade.

    "Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers,

    You will meet many people. All are significant. They

    Deserve your attention and care, even if all you do

    Is smile and say "hello."

    I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her

    Name was Dorothy.

    Sorry if I've offended anyone.

    July 2, 2009

  • ...and they say, 'wordies are friendly'. Thanks for the insight to fuck off

    July 2, 2009

  • Let it load, son. The site is a little more complex than a 'U-tube' arrow. Once there, gears will move,and navigation is tricky. Some grisley pics...

    July 2, 2009

  • Did you click on wormhole on bottom of page and navigate site to 'works','experimental','faces in the mirror' and ultimately some looks of the underworld? I think great sucking vortices might apply for starters.

    July 2, 2009

  • I'm not sure but is the antithesis of fuck me stupid, unfuck me smart?

    July 2, 2009

  • find experimental and then objects in the mirror are closer than they appear for an evil look in wormhole

    July 2, 2009

  • Sorry, edited site works and if you can navigate from within, it will be worth it... see wormhole 'site'

    July 2, 2009

  • The evil eye of this site has a wormhole on bottom of page, to traverse into the realm of the underworld one must enter there....

    July 2, 2009

  • 'I Dole On' should be the name used here for A1 eidolon, the comments made are of a nature that resembles the great 'Oz' behind a curtain of technocracy. The ability to have faith keeps the dream alive...

    July 2, 2009

  • A man asked an Older Man what was his wife's name.

    He replied, "She's called Four Horse".

    The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

    What does it mean?"

    The Old Man answered, "It's an old family name. It means,

    NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

    July 1, 2009

  • After smoking a few good bellringers, the damage was done!

    July 1, 2009

  • Sorry, but I should have added link to list

    July 1, 2009

  • smex; sm=/sm/ (0/1) /sm/ smashes, smacks, smooshes, smears, and smells of smut and smegma.

    /sm/ (1/1) Distastefulness: smack, smash, smurf, smegma, smut, smoosh, smear, smell,

    ex=/E:ks/ (1/1) Unclassified: annex, ex, flex, googolplex, inflex, kex, Kleenex, latex, lex, multiplex, narthex, perplex, prex, Pyrex, reflex, rex, Rolodex, sex, Tex- Mex, triplex, vex, videotex, vortex,

    Nice word, i.e. smelly vortex. smex is nicer than that "C" word and rhymes with sex! Quite interesting site for lots of new/old words.

    July 1, 2009

  • smex; sm=/sm/ (0/1) /sm/ smashes, smacks, smooshes, smears, and smells of smut and smegma.

    /sm/ (1/1) Distastefulness: smack, smash, smurf, smegma, smut, smoosh, smear, smell,

    ex=/E:ks/ (1/1) Unclassified: annex, ex, flex, googolplex, inflex, kex, Kleenex, latex, lex, multiplex, narthex, perplex, prex, Pyrex, reflex, rex, Rolodex, sex, Tex- Mex, triplex, vex, videotex, vortex,

    Nice word, i.e. smelly vortex. smex is nicer than that "C" word and rhymes with sex! Quite interesting site for lots of new/old words.

    July 1, 2009

  • twang invokes a nasal sound

    June 30, 2009

  • This word has been replaced with bernie

    June 30, 2009

  • Short for Alexander or Xanthippe-Socrates Bitch. "Perhaps this picture of Xanthippe originated with the historical Antisthenes, one of Socrates' pupils, since Xenophon initially puts this view into his mouth. Aelian also depicts her as a jealous shrew in his description of an episode in which she tramples underfoot a large and beautiful cake sent to Socrates by his eromenos, Alcibiades.4 Diogenes Laertius (Lives 2.36-37) tells of other stories involving Xanthippe's supposed abusiveness, but he does not cite any source for them."

    June 30, 2009

  • this link might help but don't click on the top right link of this page or there will be nothing left to learn...

    June 30, 2009

  • I'm going to add sorry to my least favorite words!

    June 29, 2009

  • Argh, by the skin of your gizzard!, you'll be walkin' the plank.

    June 29, 2009

  • I'm sorry, yes I commented on the wrong word and apologize for my thick statement on teabagging

    June 29, 2009

  • Some of the more graphic definitions from the "more" on thick may help picture this act.

    June 29, 2009

  • teabagging is a relatively new slang, which may cause 'old man balls'

    June 29, 2009

  • Is laissez passer a requirement to collaborate?

    June 28, 2009

  • She enjoyed the teabag foreplay due to it being extremely thick

    June 28, 2009

  • 'hroat is the gasp before you puke when there is a hair stuck there

    June 28, 2009

  • An addiction, much like the stone of Heraclea or a dog to his vomit...

    June 28, 2009

  • Not even $200.00, just 5 easy payments of $39.95

    June 15, 2009

  • While using a 'Winston Bamboo' flyrod on a spring creek, I had a dropper with an elk hair caddis and emergent (bubble), that succeeded in landing 2 brown trout at once. Both fish were promptly released.

    June 14, 2009

  • Exactly, it appears on the list The Golden Rule. Are the methods morally acceptable?

    June 14, 2009

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