Comments by vanderpink

  • Normally I would not consider joining any clamouring masses, but the Eurovision contest is over and I am looking for something new to amuse me. Shall we begin?

    May 20, 2013

  • *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    June 27, 2012

  • Yes.

    June 27, 2012

  • Bilbyzcat: Here is my card - feel free to contact me if you would like a daring helicopter rescue during which we could discuss your ideas about revenge, world domination, "cheezburgers" et cetera.

    Ruzuzu: You disappoint me.

    June 27, 2012

  • Did I hear the word "revenge"? I'd be happy to offer you new employment.

    June 27, 2012

  • Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.

    June 18, 2012

  • I'm still looking for new employees, if you know anyone who might be interested.
    *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    June 18, 2012

  • I didn't hear a thing.

    February 26, 2012

  • I'll admit it. My fondness for solving crossword puzzles almost got me caught. But have no fear - tonight my tigers will dine on disloyal henchmen.

    You'll never find me, professor von schmartzenpanz!

    October 24, 2011

  • No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.

    July 20, 2011

  • Perhaps. Why do you ask?

    July 20, 2011

  • Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.

    June 28, 2011

  • Why do you ask?

    June 28, 2011

  • Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".

    June 15, 2011

  • No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.

    May 5, 2011

  • Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)

    PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.

    ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you.

    May 4, 2011

  • Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.

    *vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*

    April 25, 2011

  • I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.

    April 25, 2011

  • I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.

    April 25, 2011

  • You'll never catch me, Professor.

    April 25, 2011

  • Flesh-fly, eh? I'm watching you, too.

    April 3, 2011

  • Ha very ha.
    *starts keeping a closer eye on Mr Leatherears*

    April 3, 2011

  • Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.

    I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries?

    March 26, 2011

  • Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.

    March 9, 2011

  • Mwohahahaha!

    February 28, 2011

  • Indeed - one would think a man skilled at creating algorithms could have predicted this.

    February 28, 2011

  • It would seem we meet again, professor.

    February 28, 2011