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  • I like how someone added this so it would exist, but was too ashamed to keep in on their list.

    October 18, 2007

  • I like the tag. Ha!

    October 18, 2007

  • Hey, I have standards, you know!!

    October 18, 2007

  • OK--this is only tangentially related to this word, but that's never stopped me.

    If I. Wanda married Howard Hughes, divorced him and married Henry Kissinger, she'd be I. Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.

    October 18, 2007

  • OHHHHHHH! That's bad, skipvia! I mean really, really bad! :-)

    October 18, 2007

  • After 20 hours, I can't figure it out. Does that mean I'm dumb or does that mean it's not funny?

    October 19, 2007

  • I posted the answer on your profile so future generations would have the opportunity to figure it out for themselves. :)

    October 19, 2007

  • Seanahan, it just means that you're not old enough to remember the song who's refrain it parodies.

    Or, that it's not funny...

    October 19, 2007

  • Angelina has not been looking very jolie lately :(

    December 21, 2007

  • And now from the "pouring salt in old wounds" department:

    If Kaye Umansky married Wally Schirra, divorced him and married Georges Seurat, she'd be Kaye Schirra Seurat.

    Whatever will be, will be, I guess.

    June 14, 2008

  • Ha!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing!

    moreover, I've never seen this page before!

    June 14, 2008

  • That was brilliant skipvia; that I've heard of none of them makes it even better.

    June 14, 2008

  • If Tuesday Weld had been Fredric March's third wife, she'd have Tuesday, March the Third

    June 14, 2008

  • You may regret encouraging me on this.

    If Dae Kim married Darren O'Day, divorced him and married Sadaharu Oh, she'd be Dae O'Day Oh.

    "Hey, Mr. Tally Man..."

    June 14, 2008

  • Can't stop...

    If Sarah Brightman married Scott Dockter, divorced him and married Ruben Hinojosa, she'd be Sarah Dockter Hinojosa.

    June 14, 2008


    If Anna Olson married John Gotti, divorced him and married Caspara Davida, she'd be Anna Gotti Davida.

    (belated earworm alert)

    June 15, 2008

  • I don't get the last 2 skip. Is the inspiration coming via cloudy signals from Uranus?

    June 15, 2008

  • From whence cometh most of my inspiration, bilby. I'll stop now.

    June 15, 2008

  • NO! Don't stop, skip. You're on fire man! Funny stuff!

    June 15, 2008

  • OK. Since you asked...

    If Annie Oakley married Don Juan, divorced him and married Ian Holm, she'd be Annie Juan Holm.

    Or how about:

    If Faith Hill married Dr. No, divorced him and married Dudley Moore, she'd be Faith No Moore.

    But that's it. Really.

    June 15, 2008

  • Along those same lines: Did you hear that Honeywell and Fairchild have merged? That's right, the new company is called Fairwell Honeychild!

    June 15, 2008

  • Ah skipvia, we've missed you so. :-D

    June 16, 2008

  • Thank you, reesetee. That's a lovely sentiment.

    Strange, but lovely... :-)

    June 17, 2008

  • skipvia is sorely missed around here.

    February 19, 2010