You know what this is. When you slap a sandwich together, then decide you need a plate after all, so you put the sandwich down on the counter for a sec to grab the plate. Of course you don't realize there's a spot of water on the counter--you don't realize it until, that is, you bite into... WET BREAD. Why, God, why?!
OK, there are other ways to get wet bread. Do you like mustard? Ketchup? You know if you don't shake it just right, or enough, the first thing out of the squeeze bottle is water? Doesn't matter if you have a plate or not.