http://www.wordnik.com/lists/cockney-alphabet.xml Most of these make more sense if read aloud (with whatever you can manage of a Cockney accent). Especially one like gangerh's dad, Albert. http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for 'orses Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:09:11 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for 'orses http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for gardner Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:08:52 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for gardner http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for a disiac Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:08:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a for a disiac http://www.wordnik.com/words/b for mutton Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:05:46 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/b for mutton http://www.wordnik.com/words/c for yourself Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:05:07 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/c for yourself http://www.wordnik.com/words/c for miles Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:01:46 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/c for miles http://www.wordnik.com/words/d for mation Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:59:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/d for mation http://www.wordnik.com/words/d for dumb Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:59:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/d for dumb http://www.wordnik.com/words/e for brick Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:59:22 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/e for brick http://www.wordnik.com/words/e for adam Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:59:14 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/e for adam http://www.wordnik.com/words/f for vescence Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:58:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/f for vescence http://www.wordnik.com/words/f for been had Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:58:45 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/f for been had http://www.wordnik.com/words/g for crying out loud Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:58:24 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/g for crying out loud http://www.wordnik.com/words/g for get it Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:58:06 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/g for get it http://www.wordnik.com/words/h for retirement Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:57:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/h for retirement http://www.wordnik.com/words/h for beauty Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:57:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/h for beauty http://www.wordnik.com/words/i for lutin' Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:57:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i for lutin' http://www.wordnik.com/words/i for an eye Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:57:09 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i for an eye http://www.wordnik.com/words/j for cakes Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:56:24 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/j for cakes http://www.wordnik.com/words/k for teria Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:56:04 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/k for teria http://www.wordnik.com/words/l for leather Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:55:47 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/l for leather http://www.wordnik.com/words/m for sis Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:55:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/m for sis http://www.wordnik.com/words/n for lope Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:55:22 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/n for lope http://www.wordnik.com/words/n for a penny Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:55:16 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/n for a penny http://www.wordnik.com/words/o for the rainbow Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:55:02 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/o for the rainbow http://www.wordnik.com/words/o for a drink Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:54:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/o for a drink http://www.wordnik.com/words/p for ming fleas Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:54:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/p for ming fleas http://www.wordnik.com/words/p for urinalysis Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:54:05 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/p for urinalysis http://www.wordnik.com/words/q for the bus Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:53:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/q for the bus http://www.wordnik.com/words/q for snooker Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:53:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/q for snooker http://www.wordnik.com/words/r for mo Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:53:13 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/r for mo http://www.wordnik.com/words/r for crown Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:53:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/r for crown http://www.wordnik.com/words/s for you Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/s for you http://www.wordnik.com/words/s for williams Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/s for williams http://www.wordnik.com/words/t for two Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/t for two http://www.wordnik.com/words/u for mystic Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:09 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/u for mystic http://www.wordnik.com/words/u for me Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:52:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/u for me http://www.wordnik.com/words/v for la france Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:51:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/v for la france http://www.wordnik.com/words/w for quits Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:51:22 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/w for quits http://www.wordnik.com/words/x for breakfast Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:51:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/x for breakfast http://www.wordnik.com/words/y for runts Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:50:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/y for runts http://www.wordnik.com/words/y for mistress Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:50:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/y for mistress http://www.wordnik.com/words/z for breezes Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:49:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/z for breezes