A list of 27 words by sionnach.
- as useful as a chocolate teapot appears on 1 other list
- as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike appears on just this list
- as useful as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest appears on just this list
- as useful as a screen-door on a submarine appears on just this list
- as useful as stevie wonder at a beauty contest appears on just this list
- as useful as a fart in a spacecraft appears on just this list
- as useful as a marzipan dildo appears on just this list
- as useful as tits on a bull appears on just this list
- as useful as a one-armed juggler appears on just this list
- as useful as windshield wipers on a submarine appears on just this list
- as useful as a ham sandwich to a drowning rabbit appears on just this list
- as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory appears on just this list
- as useful as an accordion on the battlefield appears on just this list
- as useful as whistling psalms to a dead horse appears on just this list
- as useful as perfume to a hog appears on just this list
- as useful as handlebars on a surfboard appears on just this list
- as useful as a wooden frying pan appears on just this list
- as useful as a pickpocket in a nudist colony appears on just this list
- as useful as britney spears on a babysitting job appears on just this list
- as useful as the swiss navy appears on just this list
- as useful as a condom machine in the vatican appears on just this list
- as useful as a pork pie in a synagogue appears on just this list
- as useful as a bus pass in the mojave appears on just this list
- as useful as discussing the odds on sunrise tomorrow appears on just this list
- as useful as a holeless ass appears on just this list
- as useful as a solar-powered flashlight appears on just this list
- as useful as a feather duster in a snowstorm appears on just this list
Telofy The Blackadder classic “as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guillotine�? is missing. Nov 10, 2009
bilby ... as a sundial in London. Jan 13, 2009
chained_bear HA HA HA!!! Pro, that's the best I ever heard!
Sionnach, take heart. Wouldn't it be pretty awesome if Stevie Wonder and Britney Spears found your humble list via Google or some such, and started a Wordie account to argue with you? Come on. That prospect's worth a cupcake, at least. Oct 21, 2008
sionnach I guess it's only a matter of time until I get objections from Britney and Stevie Wonder. Oct 21, 2008
dontcry as useful as a one-armed paper hanger? Oct 11, 2008
Prolagus One that is popular in Italy is as useful as a holeless ass. Oct 11, 2008
bilby unnötig wie ein Kropf! Jan 4, 2008
chained_bear This reminds me of some variant of the "woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" quotation. Also of three-dollar bills. Dec 12, 2007
uselessness How about as useful as a solar-powered flashlight? Dec 11, 2007
reesetee Double yay! Wooden frying pan? Dec 11, 2007
bilby Yay! Dec 11, 2007