http://www.wordnik.com/lists/every-uncle-s-to-do-list.xml From page 236 of the Official Unclehood Handbook. I'm sure of it. Someday when I become an uncle I'll be able to verify its existence for myself, but in the meantime it seems pretty likely that the book is real, and reads as follows. http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/sike Tue, 29 May 2007 15:17:46 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/sike http://www.wordnik.com/words/stop hitting yourself Tue, 29 May 2007 15:17:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/stop hitting yourself http://www.wordnik.com/words/muscle spasm Tue, 29 May 2007 15:12:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/muscle spasm http://www.wordnik.com/words/hertz donut Tue, 29 May 2007 15:01:47 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hertz donut http://www.wordnik.com/words/nipple twister Tue, 29 May 2007 14:56:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/nipple twister http://www.wordnik.com/words/melvin Tue, 29 May 2007 14:55:36 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/melvin http://www.wordnik.com/words/noogie Tue, 29 May 2007 14:55:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/noogie http://www.wordnik.com/words/wedgie Tue, 29 May 2007 14:55:02 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wedgie http://www.wordnik.com/words/tickle torture Tue, 29 May 2007 14:52:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tickle torture http://www.wordnik.com/words/mister missile Tue, 29 May 2007 14:49:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/mister missile http://www.wordnik.com/words/knuckle sandwich Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/knuckle sandwich http://www.wordnik.com/words/suckerpunch Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/suckerpunch http://www.wordnik.com/words/wet willy Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wet willy http://www.wordnik.com/words/swirly Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/swirly http://www.wordnik.com/words/zrbtt Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:26 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/zrbtt