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Non-English entries on this list were obtained on the excellent site omniglot.com http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few bees short of a hive Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:46:15 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few bees short of a hive http://www.wordnik.com/words/if his brain were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:42:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/if his brain were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose http://www.wordnik.com/words/has his solar panels on the north side Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:41:05 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/has his solar panels on the north side http://www.wordnik.com/words/stupid enough to hide a sugar cube in a bucket of water Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:21:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/stupid enough to hide a sugar cube in a bucket of water http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:20:26 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut http://www.wordnik.com/words/tem macaquinhos no sotão Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:52:51 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tem macaquinhos no sotão http://www.wordnik.com/words/cabeça d'alho chocho Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:52:16 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/cabeça d'alho chocho http://www.wordnik.com/words/brak mu piątej klepki Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:51:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/brak mu piątej klepki http://www.wordnik.com/words/non avere tutti i venerdì Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:50:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/non avere tutti i venerdì http://www.wordnik.com/words/one twist short of a slinky Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:26:29 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one twist short of a slinky http://www.wordnik.com/words/the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:26:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead http://www.wordnik.com/words/surfing in nebraska Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:25:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/surfing in nebraska http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the brightest bulb in the chandelier Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:24:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the brightest bulb in the chandelier http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were petrol he couldn't ride a moped round a fruit loop Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:24:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were petrol he couldn't ride a moped round a fruit loop http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were chocolate he wouldn't have enough to fill an m and m Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:24:02 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/if brains were chocolate he wouldn't have enough to fill an m and m http://www.wordnik.com/words/fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:23:39 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down http://www.wordnik.com/words/half a bubble off plumb Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:22:11 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/half a bubble off plumb http://www.wordnik.com/words/one beer short of a six pack Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:21:15 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one beer short of a six pack http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all the dots on his dice Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:20:32 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all the dots on his dice http://www.wordnik.com/words/a tire short of an eighteen-wheeler Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:19:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a tire short of an eighteen-wheeler http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few pecans short of a fruitcake Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:18:32 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few pecans short of a fruitcake http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few cards short of a deck Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:17:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few cards short of a deck http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few bradys short of a bunch Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:08:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few bradys short of a bunch http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few ants short of a picnic Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:08:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few ants short of a picnic http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few sheep short of an orgy Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:01:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few sheep short of an orgy http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few trucks short of a convoy Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:00:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few trucks short of a convoy http://www.wordnik.com/words/fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:59:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/fell out of the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down http://www.wordnik.com/words/an experiment in artificial stupidity Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:59:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/an experiment in artificial stupidity http://www.wordnik.com/words/more confused than traffic in hong kong Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:58:59 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/more confused than traffic in hong kong http://www.wordnik.com/words/couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:58:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery http://www.wordnik.com/words/as fast as a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:56:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/as fast as a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter http://www.wordnik.com/words/warning - objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:55:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/warning - objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear http://www.wordnik.com/words/was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:54:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby http://www.wordnik.com/words/one fruit loop shy of a full bowl Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:53:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one fruit loop shy of a full bowl http://www.wordnik.com/words/one tit short of an udder Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:53:11 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one tit short of an udder http://www.wordnik.com/words/the cheese has slipped off his cracker Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:52:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the cheese has slipped off his cracker http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the brightest light on the christmas tree Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:52:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the brightest light on the christmas tree http://www.wordnik.com/words/kangaroo loose in the top paddock Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:51:42 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/kangaroo loose in the top paddock http://www.wordnik.com/words/has the iq of room temperature Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:50:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/has the iq of room temperature http://www.wordnik.com/words/the gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:49:55 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming http://www.wordnik.com/words/all foam, no beer Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:48:49 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/all foam, no beer http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a box of hair Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:48:06 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a box of hair http://www.wordnik.com/words/wheel is turning but the hamster is dead Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:47:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wheel is turning but the hamster is dead http://www.wordnik.com/words/takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:47:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes http://www.wordnik.com/words/as sharp as a sack of wet mice Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:45:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/as sharp as a sack of wet mice http://www.wordnik.com/words/has a mind like a steel sieve Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:45:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/has a mind like a steel sieve http://www.wordnik.com/words/had a little too much chlorine in the gene pool Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:44:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/had a little too much chlorine in the gene pool http://www.wordnik.com/words/golf bag is missing a few irons Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:44:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/golf bag is missing a few irons http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a box of rocks Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:43:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a box of rocks http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a bag of hammers Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:43:44 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dumber than a bag of hammers http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:43:25 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all his dogs on one leash http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:43:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have both oars in the water Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:42:40 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/doesn't have both oars in the water http://www.wordnik.com/words/bright as alaska in december Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:42:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/bright as alaska in december http://www.wordnik.com/words/as smart as bait Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:41:44 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/as smart as bait http://www.wordnik.com/words/an intellect rivalled only by garden tools Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:41:32 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/an intellect rivalled only by garden tools http://www.wordnik.com/words/as quick as a tortoise on prozac Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:40:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/as quick as a tortoise on prozac http://www.wordnik.com/words/a sandwich short of a picnic Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:40:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a sandwich short of a picnic http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few fries short of a happy meal Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:40:04 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few fries short of a happy meal http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few clowns short of a circus Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:39:46 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/a few clowns short of a circus http://www.wordnik.com/words/reminds one of paul revere's ride : a little light in the belfry Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:38:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/reminds one of paul revere's ride : a little light in the belfry http://www.wordnik.com/words/nincs ki mind a négy kereke Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:27:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/nincs ki mind a négy kereke http://www.wordnik.com/words/hast du noch alle tassen im schrank Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:26:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hast du noch alle tassen im schrank http://www.wordnik.com/words/hast du 'nen vogel ! Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:25:39 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hast du 'nen vogel ! http://www.wordnik.com/words/le franc (euro) ne tombe pas vite chez lui Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:24:42 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/le franc (euro) ne tombe pas vite chez lui http://www.wordnik.com/words/il n'a pas inventé l'eau chaude Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:23:25 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/il n'a pas inventé l'eau chaude http://www.wordnik.com/words/avoir une araigneé au plafond Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:22:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/avoir une araigneé au plafond http://www.wordnik.com/words/hänellä ei ole kaikki kotona Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:22:15 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hänellä ei ole kaikki kotona http://www.wordnik.com/words/hij-zij heeft ze niet alle vijf op een rij Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:21:13 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hij-zij heeft ze niet alle vijf op een rij http://www.wordnik.com/words/at have rotter på loftet Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:20:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/at have rotter på loftet http://www.wordnik.com/words/Šplouchá mu na maják Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:19:26 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/Šplouchá mu na maják http://www.wordnik.com/words/vrane su mu popile mozak Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:18:44 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/vrane su mu popile mozak http://www.wordnik.com/words/the lift doesn't go to the top floor Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:17:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the lift doesn't go to the top floor http://www.wordnik.com/words/not hitting on all six cylinders Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:16:47 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/not hitting on all six cylinders http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the sharpest knife in the drawer Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:16:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/not the sharpest knife in the drawer http://www.wordnik.com/words/not playing with a full deck Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:15:20 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/not playing with a full deck http://www.wordnik.com/words/one brick short of a load Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:15:07 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one brick short of a load