From the photos I've seen albino squirrels are beautiful creatures - they look like emissaries from the spirit world. If I encountered an albino squirrel, I would fall on my knees & do whatever it told me to do.
Perhaps there are plenty of movie directors who want to depict the destruction of Olney, Illinois, but they can't find a way to make it seem plausible enough, because every potential audience knows that the albino squirrels would rise up, like a demonic monochromatic strike force from Illinois, and save the city from its otherwise certain destruction.
I saw a whole bunch of sizeable albino squirrels in Barrow, Alaska. They have stubby tails, long muzzles, huge teeth, and like to chase seals. I'm pretty sure those were the most sizeable albino squirrels I have ever seen.
How tall does an albino squirrel have to be in order to qualify as sizeable? What about cities with pygmy albino squirrel populations? Or simply normal albino squirrels who refuse to wear high heels?
Olney has a special police force to protect their albino squirrels. They've enacted several squirrel laws such as restricting cats when they're outdoors. In Olney, squirrels have right-of-way everywhere! The Olney Police Department even has an albino squirrel emblem on the side of their patrol cars. I'm only guessing what it says: TO PROTECT AND SERVE OUR SQUIRRELS.
Curiously, there is no overlap between the two lists. Albino squirrels must take disaster movies very seriously. Unless… could it be? … they're the ones behind all those disasters? Maybe they're not as cute as we thought.
Frogapplause, I am really intrigued by the near-simultaneous creation of this list, and CatKisses' Cities I am sick of seeing destroyed in disaster movies. The list identifiers are only one digit apart! Do you think there's any correlation?