You know, this site is called Wordie. You have to forgive me if I really, honestly thought "OEDILF" could stand for "OED I'd Like to F***." I mean, where else could something like that come up? Are you my people, or aren't you?!
Though I really love this poem. And I had no idea there was such a thing as the Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form! How todally awesome!