Examples
“The _asses_ and _loads_ being all marked and numbered with red paint, a certain number of each was allotted to each of the six messes, into which the soldiers were divided; and the asses were further subdivided amongst the individuals of each mess, so that every man could tell at first sight the ass and load which belonged to him.”
The Journal of a Mission to the Interior of Africa, in the Year 1805
“But if the first three had specifically assigned to them eighteen oun - ces, then the dupokdium or double as would again take place; and the estate being divided into iwo asses or 24 ounces, the three heirs niMdinated simply, without assignment of shares, would divide be - tween them in equal portions six asses* Ferriere in loco.”
“We worked for years to put Democrats in power — and all we have now to cover our naked, freezing asses is these lousy Kos T-shirts.”
“What is it with you clowns and constantly discussing forcing and/or shoving things in asses and mouths?”
“I actually am glad that Gerry Connolly stood up and said, "Bullshit!" when the House GOP tried to pass the tax-raising buck onto every possible corner of the government they could in order to save their pathetic, driveling, snotty asses from the inevitable.”
“Then Mark Foley popped up (sorry) and revealed that not only was one of the GOP's staunchest defenders of "family values" on the prowl for young muscle studs, the cover-up of his activities was engineered by the Republican House leadership in order to protect their political asses from the wrath of the so-called "values voters.”
“Or in a real -- a practical -- sense, I'd like to write a book that some downtrodden kid in Nowhere Town, Idaho or Killmenow, Scotland might read and find some hope in, suddenly see that going Columbine on their classmates asses is not the only option.”
“Even pretending to issue a fatwa to save your asses is ok by allah.”
You expected maybe the Donald Rumsfeld fan club? « BuzzMachine
“I'm staying in San Francisco and I'll be working with the EFF to come up with novel ways to show comporations that the cheapest and best way to cover their asses is by donating cash and resources to us.”
“Well, your boys have proved that the way to succeed in American politics when you’re kicked out on your asses is to behave like a bunch of spoilt three-year-olds.”
Matthew Yglesias » Generic Ballot Points to Giant House GOP Win in 2010
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘asses’.
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•Open List: The Hazards of Spell-Czech
insane francisco, the untied states, prepface, the pubic at large, viet kong, vice presidential..., by enlarge, fake umbrage, cupertino effect, luftwaffle, pubic schools, electron and 41 more...
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Keyboard Hopscotch
You may start on any key. You may repeat a character, or travel to an adjacent key on the keyboard. On my qwerty keyboard, I may follow s with w, e, d, x, z, a, or (repeating) s. (If you use az...
assert, weeds, trews, treed, sewer, sewed, seeds, sawer, sawed, reeds, erred, asses and 65 more...
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Things I detest
lies, liars, idiocy, ignorance, superficiality, promiscuity, balloons, yellow, pink, socializing, norms, common sense and 40 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for asses.
reesetee *facepalm* May 3, 2010
chained_bear Seen repeatedly in a text about assessing student performance. For example:
"By analyzing primary documents through a class reading, students will asses some of the duties performed by these camp followers." Apr 26, 2010