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  • Word of the day on Urban Dictionary.

    May 18, 2009

  • I think that the woman, that I "complemented" by saying she was very gorgoneion yesterday, WOULD balk with this somewhat softened word( over the more familiar , " douchebag").

    April 23, 2009

  • That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. :)

    April 22, 2009

  • JamesFlynn is not the first to coin this term! Image search reveals all.

    April 22, 2009

  • ... or perhaps a young douchebag in fishnets...?

    April 22, 2009

  • When I think of a douchebaguette (starting about 2 minutes ago) I picture a young douchebag in training.

    April 22, 2009

  • In French, wouldn't a douchebaguette (or more properly, douche-baguette) be a long narrow loaf of bread that one showered with (or perhaps a baguette-shaped sponge)? Could be fun.

    April 22, 2009

  • BLAHAHAHA!! Gross.

    April 21, 2009

  • C_b, thanks for pointing that out, I dislike the disproportionate association of feminine and negative terms. Though anything associated with the privates has been pejoritized at some point or another.

    I agree, the bread connotation is the best part. Revolting food connotations are great force multipliers. Like dick cheese.

    April 21, 2009

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    April 21, 2009

  • I like biscuitbag. It has a nice ring, doesn't really mean anything, plus it preserves the bread-association found in douchebaguette.

    April 21, 2009

  • What about a non-sexist term for that, then? Doucitbag?

    April 21, 2009

  • It's true, I've never heard a woman called a douchebag. I guess it's yet another example of denigrating men by feminizing them... as if there were anything wrong with being female.

    *sigh*

    I'm gonna go visit some page about extinct animals so I can cheer up.

    April 21, 2009

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    April 21, 2009

  • The product may be used primarily by women, but let's face it, most douchebags are guys, so this kind of makes sense.

    If you want an explicitly male variant, there's always douche-cock.

    April 21, 2009

  • Excuse me, how exactly is a douchebag inherently male, if the actual object is only used by females? (Perhaps I'm missing something essential about male hygiene...?)

    April 21, 2009

  • a douchebaguette is the female variant of the more common male 'douchebag', you know, the kind of guy who wears a cloth cap and thinks he's being edgy

    April 21, 2009