Definitions
Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- n. A small Dutch sailing vessel.
GNU Webster's 1913
- n. A two-masted Dutch vessel.
Examples
“The Overwriting section was (koff) especially useful for me.”
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“With special relevance to some participants in RaceFail who will not stop lashing out (* koff* W.S., etc. *koff*), and other recent 'net dramas or wannabe dramas:”
“And moving/sorting stuff left me with tickly throat. * koff* #”
“Ai jsut fynishdededed teh laszt uv thwee stoopypleh kormtunyoueng edjamacayshun classis ai hadded tu tayk awnlyn soe ai kud has teh koff-koff *roalz eiies* “pribbilejj” uv kepaifyeng mai innshorns ayjint lysenses.”
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“In fact, check for ly words in general to be sure you really (koff) need them.”
“After some sitcom disaster ( "Hank" -- koff-koff), ABC finally lands on something surprisingly charming and precise with "Better With You.”
“Since a lot of people here seem to deal with pain a lot, either chronically or occasionally *koff* Dave Bell *koff*, this seems pertinent:”
“When my mosly wite kitteh sneeks in de attic and gets fulla grey dust-koff-koff-he gets a baff.”
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“I was feeling moar betterer teh last few days eggsept for a bark-y koff but today I feel pleh again.”
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“Tahnx, Lungdoc…yew es naic 2 sayz dat… wisht Ai new da gud lung doc heerz… Ai finkso Ai gotz teh piggeh flew or sumpin.. koff, koff..”
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chained_bear "A Dutch vessel of burden, with a main and foremast, and a large spritsail set abaft each. Thus they sail very close to the wind; but when the wind is aft, they carry flying topsails and a square-sail upon the foremast, and upon the bowsprit two or three jibs."
—Falconer's New Universal Dictionary of the Marine (1816), 212 Oct 11, 2008