Definitions
Wiktionary
- n. prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
Examples
“If you feel bad for neutering your pet, you can purchase neuticles--fake implants to restore what was lost.”
“We discovered neuticles when searching for an implant for my husband, a testicular cancer survivor.”
“I haven,t done any research on this but I certainly heard of the neuticles for dogs before I heard of them for people.”
“One of the judges wrote this on Slate. com: The Most Outrageous category is tricky; we never agree whether it's the word itself that's outrageous (typically for having some vulgar element, as in 2003's winner, cliterati, for 'prominent feminists') or the concept (as with 2002's neuticles, 'false testicles for neutered pets').”
“But nothing prepared me for my recent introduction to Neuticles , the "revolutionary" and patented testicular implant for pets. neuticles.com”
“August 1st, 2009 at 10:33 pm there’s also neuticles, which I’m reasonably certain have been mentioned before.”
“Bandobras – Ya, they probably don’t call them neuticles when they’re for people.”
Lists
These user-created lists contain the word ‘neuticles’.
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21st Century Lingo
friend whore, monkey hurlage, pwned, chillax, bitchslap, biyatch, trupanion, neuticles, snow machine, mal de debarquement, vestibular system, rumpswab and 5 more...
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sionnach's Words
contumely, fomite, holmgang, poltroon, eleemosynary, obsidian, nugatory, grindcore, felch, recrudescent, pyx, parenteral and 3271 more...
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A Testicle by Any Other Name...
Please note these aren't all *strictly* testicle terms, but include other... uh... nearby parts.
Suggestions welcome.
Also, an interesting quote can be found here, and another on...stones, nuts, plums, sack, dingles, dangly-bits, ellipsoid glandul..., pinheads, junk, seeds, kernels, jewels and 77 more...
Tweets
Looking for tweets for neuticles.
chained_bear I guess if it makes some people more likely to neuter their dogs, or more comfortable with the idea, then it's all to the good.
(Speaking as a former animal shelter employee.) Oct 16, 2007
reesetee I'm not surprised. I suspect there would be a kind of empathy here.
But still...how weird. Oct 16, 2007
trivet There was an interesting article in maybe the NYTimes a while back - apparently a significant majority of nuticle purchasers/dog owners are men. Oct 16, 2007
chained_bear Apparently implants are important to "caring pet owners." I guess that means the rest of us are sucky pet owners...? Or maybe that we just aren't swimming in money and looking for stupid things to spend it on.
OOPS!! My socio-economic level is showing! Oct 16, 2007
trivet Pshaw! You don't want your dog to feel that his manhood...errr...doghood has been compromised. Come on! Oct 16, 2007
uselessness But WHY? Oct 16, 2007
reesetee Whaa...? Really? Oct 16, 2007
john Jebus, neuticles, I forgot about those! Tremendous that you didn't, though I'm kind of jealous that you got first wordie. Oct 16, 2007
sionnach Rubber replacement testicles for neutered dogs that are available in varying sizes and degrees of firmness. Their inventor, Gregg Miller, was honored with an IgNobel award in 2005. Oct 16, 2007